ACoD: Chapter 5: The Race and Who Won It |
A COMMOTION OF DOGSby JASON LARAY KEENERCHAPTER FIVE: THE RACE AND WHO WON ITWhen the boy woke up, the unicorn was on two legs, dancing; he was singing a strangely harmless song the kind you'd hear ...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:24:00 PST |
ACoD: Chapter 4: Limp Horn |
A COMMOTION OF DOGSby JASON LARAY KEENERCHAPTER FOUR: LIMP HORNFew things brought joy to the unicorn these days. He became conscious of this a few months back while at a sex show at an avant-garde mus...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST |
ACoD: Chapter 3: Frustration is Punctual |
A COMMOTION OF DOGSby JASON LARAY KEENERCHAPTER THREE: FRUSTRATION IS PUNCTUALSmash all the mirrors of the world, destroy all things that cast reflection. That is my advice to you. Obsess over self-im...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST |
ACoD: Chapter 1: A Riddle of Flavors |
A COMMOTION OF DOGSby JASON LARAY KEENERCHAPTER TWO: A RIDDLE OF FLAVORSThe boy, the unicorn and the remorsefully pregnant clown made their way up spiral stairs. Otherwise silent, the sound of their f...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:49:00 PST |
A Commotion of Dogs: Chapter 1 |
A COMMOTION OF DOGS (first draft)by JASON LARAY KEENERCHAPTER ONE: THE DAWN OF ADVENTURE"Everything'll work itself out once we're dead," said the unicorn. The little boy just kept on crying by the lig...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:59:00 PST |
Murder Safari |
MURDER SAFARIby JASON LARAY KEENERWatching the baby lion devour the baby zebra was about the cutest murder I ever saw....
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:55:00 PST |
Opaque Whispers |
OPAQUE WHISPERSby JASON LARAY KEENERAnd from the lips of his worms oozed opaque whispers;"She's in the cupboard. Now's your chance. Milk the children, milk the children."...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:30:00 PST |
Sister Karollyn’s Gonna Turn Pink |
SISTER KAROLLYN'S GONNA TURN PINKby JASON LARAY KEENERWe got something special in these snowballsWe got rat ovaries, and we got lotsSister Karollyn's gonna turn pink!...
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Plant Store |
PLANT STOREby JASON LARAY KEENERI'd never seen a bulimic venus fly trap before....
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST |
Cheap Kicks |
CHEAP KICKSby JASON LARAY KEENER"You wanna try to deep fry this bubblegum for some cheap kicks?"I hope engagement rings are on sale this week....
Posted by Jason LaRay Keener on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST |
