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About Me

............................................................ ............................................................ ..................... I'm short. I can't tell because I'm inside my body and it doesn't make a difference. But apparently, it's a source of endless hilarity for other people who feel thay have a right to pick me up without permission. ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................I'm pale. Pale is fine. Don't tell me I need to go tanning. Tanning is unnatural and bad for you and just plain weird (your lying in a bed of light, for God's sake!) ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................I'm selectively open-minded. This means that I'll be able to put up with you, as long as your ideals don't totally clash with mine. That might sound rude, but think about it. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Harry Houdini simply could not stay friends, because they couldn't agree on whether there was an afterlife. ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................Some people use music from the radio as calming white noise. But it gets inside my brain and makes me want to put something sharp through either my head or the radio (it makes little difference). ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................My life is pretty much somewhere in between the two films Ghost World and Art School Confidential, so I guess you could say Daniel Clowes and Terry Zwigoff have me figured out. If you want to see what my existance is composed of, watch those movies. ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................I don't like myself. Me and I don't get along at all. There's gonna be a rumble. ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

*Stephen Rea. [see film above: "Fluent Dysphasia"] ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................... *Anyone who is willing to listen, share, be beautiful in untangible ways... ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................*Buster Keaton. He's dead, but that's utterly beside the point. He's much easier to find this way. He's at Hollywood Hills Cemetary and he's going to stay there. Once I get my wheels, I'm gonna putt over there with a picnic basket. I'll sit on his tummy, drink tea, chat with him, serenade him with a ukulele, and let him beat me at pinochle ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................*Quentin Tarantino. A hyper, cussing, genius crazyman. He should give me a suit, a gun, and a quirky monologue and let me loose in one of his movies. I'd make good! Especially since he seems to gives ladies kickass roles in films, I would love to get to know him ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................*The remaining members of Monty Python, namely:John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, and Michael Palin. We need to gather and discuss getting them all knighted and getting Graham Chapman divinized ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................*Adrien Brody. However, I'm willing to sacriice our meeting for his safety. My friend Jennadean is terribly eager to hit Mr. Brody in the head with a pot ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................*Stephen Fry, the very perfect example of an English gent (we are NOT discussing the jail sentence or the nervous breakdown right now!) I'd just love to sit around with him and recite Sir Henry at Rawlinson End, cuz we're both friends with Vivian Stanshall and everything ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................*Neil Innes. Oh wait, I DID meet him! In Cleveland! Oh, it were heavenly.....Y'all know him....he was Sir Robin's favorite minstrel in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you know, "Brave Sir Robin ran away...." That's the one! Well, anyway, I'd like to meet him AGAIN! ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................................*And Beardyman, because he has versatality leaking out his ears! ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................................................

My Blog

Tell It To The Fishes

Nobody knows how to have a bad day like Dylan Moran. "Fucking baked potato!!"The Expedition [Parts One and Two] "My name is no biscuits in the snow...."
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:36:00 GMT

The Plastic Palace

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/home_garden/stories/200 9/01/18/.. Private spaces | bruce siple Arrangements offer fascinating twist on artist's plastics collection Sunday, January 18, 200...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:43:00 GMT

Who wants to go see this with me?

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:33:00 GMT

"How shall I put this..."

Now, I'm not even going to get into the nitty gritty details of this (and there are plenty), but one general thing I must question:"Get a job!""Why aren't you at work?"Umm....you guys aren't...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:42:00 GMT

If I were a talent agent...

...I would get these guys booked solid. Till they get arthritis.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT

I have one true phobia...

...and that is Asian people talking on the phone in their native tongue. They talk very loud and very fast with more inflection than you could even imagine. It's like everything they're talking about ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:16:00 GMT

All your sanity and wits...

Why are you singl e? Are you talking to me?Have you ever wishe d you had a diffe rent last name? Of courseIf a stran ger looke d in your close t, what would they think ? They would think, "First of ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:43:00 GMT

Doug Jones makes happy in my brain.

I don't usually care for mimes, but he has something special about him....Besides, it's not the only thing he does. Does anyone else reckon he could play Buster Keaton if he was a bit shorter...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:43:00 GMT

How do you like your jazz?

Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold, yes? "I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made..." -Vivian StanshallOh, the irony, Viv...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:06:00 GMT

There’s something you should know about my past...

I was once attacked by an elephant.While riding a camel.True story.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:44:00 GMT