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Josephine

The Only Thing A Girl Should Chase Is A Shot

About Me

I am the nice jewish girl you can't take home to your mother. I got married young and still don't regret it. I never sleep at night and I don't have nearly as much fun as I should be having but I take good care of my family, friends, and wife, and our daughter. I work 75+ hours a week. During the day I am a manager/barista of a cafe` affiliated with the dog wash it's adjacent to. At night I am at my parent's house taking care of my quadraplegic mother who is in the final stages of a terminal disease called ALS. Friday and Saturday night are really the only time I have to hang out. I mostly try not to take shit so seriously these days and keep my chin up, since it's the only thing I have a choice over whether it's up or down. I am married to an amazing, strong, beautiful woman; who just recently gave birth to our lovely little girl. Our daughter has not 1 but 2 jewish mothers. Twice the mommies!! How many people get that lucky?

You Are Amy Lee!

Gothy, expressive, woman-in-pain Who looks damn good in a corset "When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears"
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You Are Most Like Samantha!

For you, dating is the ultimate sport
You're into guys with power, looks, or a lot of money.
You rather have a great two weeks than a great forever.
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Romantic prediction: You'll find love in the next few months...
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My Interests

I love the Suicide Girls and becoming part of their movement is next on my to-do list . If you have ever seen their live show you know what i am talking about. Way better than any strip club I have been to. I am all about live performance art theatre and have done plenty in my time. Drinking has become a new favorite of mine. Scotch is smooth i tell you (thanks sjw) but martinis are a classic. also, combining alcohol with any of my other favorite things is always good. I am investing in more tattoos and piercings since I am into that kind of pain/beautification. I love being outdoors so beaches, forests, rivers, lakes, and mountains are where I feel most at peace. I am a hopeful romantic so taking me to some beautiful part of nature and getting me way high will have me like putty in your hands. Motorcycles get me wet and so do Datsun 280Z's. I love cooking all kinds of food, especially baking "special" brownies, cookies, and cakes. Eating amazing food is even better, so let me know your favorite places to go out. I love pin-up girls, wearing skirts, leather, vinyl, fishnet thigh highs, heels and knee high boots.
You're Leggy Bettie...you may be tall or short but
either way you seem to make the guys swoon and
the girls jealous and girls think of you as a
"slut" or "bitch". Again,
you're beautiful, they're not...right?

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I'd like to meet:

I am a tall girl who likes to wear skirts and heels so I always like guys who are at least 6 feet tall and not insecure or intimidated by girl who can look him in the eye. I want to meet people in my area who like to party on the weekends, people who go out to the bars in Annapolis, Baltimore, or D.C. I love going to shows, hard rock, punk, Suicide Girls (burlesque), basically anything that's not country or polka. That said, if you know of awesome shows coming up, tell me about it. I would also like to meet more girls cuz there just never can be enough in our circle of friends.

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Music:

me and my wife in mexico

Movies:

ANYTHING by tarantino, all of jenna jameson and tera patrick's movies (especially the new one they do together!) full metal jacket, sixteen candles, frieda, Gia, el mariccii, desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, say anything, dazed and confused, the ring, prirates of the caribbean, what's eating gilbert grape, marvin's room, fight club and seven, brave heart (even tho i never watched it soren loved it so i do too) all the home videos of my family when i thought everything would be fine... gone in sixty seconds (both) xmen (both) matrix trilogoy phone booth mall rats clerks chasing amy mission impossible cool as ice footloose fifth element looney toons movies breaking loose spiderman hulk hanging up the day after tomorrow clear and present danger hunt for red october patriot twister blazing saddles o brother where art thou grid jay and silent bob strick back booty call requim for a dream friday next friday mary shellys frankenstin bourne identity grosse point blank lord of the rings trilogy south park bigger longer uncut naked gun movies the money pit underworld brokedown palace the virgin suicides saving private ryan catch me if you can that thing you do the green mile forrest gump a league of their own the burbs armmagedon eight legged freaks the inlaws earth girls are easy high strung high anxiety buff the vamipre slayer (kristy swanson) joe somebody snatch sixth sense jackle hudson hawk beavis and butthead do america the last boyscout tincup bad santa laws of attraction rules of attraction the alamo the man who knew too little caddy shack )both( pushing tin tombstone wyatt erpp the quick and the dead waterworld dances with wolves biker boyz super troopers jurassic park feris bullers day off reveng of the nerds mission to mars red planet vegas vacation national lampoons movies analyze this analyze that wild wild west men in black men in black 2 house of 1000 corpse dawn of the dead teenage muntant ninja turtle the partiot american pie trilogy better than chocolate office space

Television:

I love HBO stuff, Sex and the City!! Weeds rocks. movies on TV. I will watch Jessica Simpson's Newly Wed's show, or The Anna Nicole Smith show.
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Books:

Written on the Body. Black Water. Just about anything by Toni Morrison. Alot more I cannot think of right now.... Our will consumes us. Having our will destroys us.

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Heroes:

My mom for having me and putting up with all my shit. Now I get to put up with hers but she fights for her life so that's alright. My wife, for asking me to marry her, and for the reasons I said yes which among a million include that she is a strong, beautiful, sexy, incredable woman.My love, Soren Jay Westenskow, for being the only man to love me so well that he gave up his family, friends, and everything he knew and moved 3000 miles east to be with me. only the good die young. RIP 8/14/81-2/27/04 oh how i miss my good friends and amazing korean food in oregon

My Blog

Frog in my pants

I came in to open the coffee shop this morning and was startled by a lil froggie who had managed to wriggle his way under the door and was now trapped in the shop at my mercy. After considering the si...
Posted by Josephine on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

Lesbians Freak on the Dance Floor

My brother was a little hesitant to go to the gay club, so I said "We'll go on Lesbian Night!" Jomil loves us so much he said he would drive. Thank you huney!! ...
Posted by Josephine on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:41:00 PST

We're All Naked

underneath our clothes   my wife, me, drake the pitbull and katie Ana, Wendy, and me enjoying a nite of drunken stripper poker (poker? barely even know her!) ...
Posted by Josephine on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:11:00 PST

Picture Me Doing A Blow Job

♥♥I know it's not hard to imagine me doing a blow job at Sean Donlon's in Annapolis, but just in case you were having trouble visualizing it here ya go: I had SOOO much fun on my b...
Posted by Josephine on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:44:00 PST

No Illusions About Sex

Virgo women:You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer partners who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. ...
Posted by Josephine on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:57:00 PST

My Birthday is This Saturday

   It is my Birthday on Saturday. My best friend Wendelicous is coming up to party with me. I have NO idea what we're doing but gimme a call or hit me up on aol aim: jecgirlie...
Posted by Josephine on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 05:56:00 PST

Recap of My Labor Day Weekend

consumed 1 alcoholic beverage had 0 sex partners smoked alot  (cramps) self-prescribed necessary amounts of ibuprofen every 4 hours (cramps) worked 4 hours (went home early because...
Posted by Josephine on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 09:16:00 PST

Whatever Happened to the Idea of Striving to be Better Human Beings Than We Are?

This letter is not only moving but also incredibly true - anyone who is as good a person as they think they are wouldn't talk so much shit about homosexuals, especially when they bring religion into i...
Posted by Josephine on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:42:00 PST

Do You Ever Feel Like Your Brain Has It Out For You?

   Some days feel like I am swimming in pudding. Sinking in mud. I move listlessly from one experience to the next in an effort to keep my mind occupied. I am trying to keep m...
Posted by Josephine on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:51:00 PST

Just Like Wiping Your Ass With Hundred Dollar Bills

Omifuckingod my gas tank somehow magically got a hole in it! wtf? $650 later i have my car back. thank god for saab junk yards cuz otherwise it would have been $1,300 and i would have had to wait...
Posted by Josephine on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:03:00 PST