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Moses.... will destroy the world

Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?

About Me


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moses --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comI'm a rare one. . . not necessarily a good thing. I dig stuff and lots of it. I'm a morbid, post-punk, good-'ol boy, weekend warrior, juggalo, refugee from Ellis Dee island. I work as Supreme Ruler of Concrete Mixing for my brother's company , Moss Construction Group, "We take care of your nightmare." and I am now enrolled as a student at Western Carolina University, I think were the wildcats... that would explain all the "Go Cats" propaganda on campus. I spend my days workin and then playin leggos with my nephew for the rest of the day. soon I'll be in a dorm, ughhhh. I've been in school 4 years and now a dorm. I like go to shows with my Juggalo family and get crazy drunk, then usually into the mosh-pit fer some old school thrashin. I'm in school right now to become a high school teacher, you know the cool teacher who let you go to the bathroom to burn one. O yeah EMO SUCKS!! OLD SCHOOL SPEED METAL FOR LIFE!!
Snickers
Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. What Kind of Candy Are You?
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What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

Camels
You are camels! Exotic and smooth...and can mule-kick anyone who says different
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My Evil Corperate Headquarters which my nephew calls "Gonzo Doom", with my leggo, Dr. Gonzo
Gotta watch your ass in Lego City
I have been schooling Drake in the fine art of Propaganda
Dr. Gonzo robbing the "Bling King," Bank Manager
Gonzo Elite Shock Troops, with "Undead Recon." (Not shown, Aviation Division and Artillery Battery)
Captured Rebel slave labor, just one of many ways Gonzoburton Industries keeps costs down for you
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Your quote: "I"m proud of you fellas you all kept your head on a swivel and that"s what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight."
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My Interests

Honestly I just like to burn one, drink a beer, and relax. other that that its mostly shootin stuff, leggolike goin

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

-PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS BABY. . . WHAT!?! Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground. Metal is my other love, but I am very discriminate with it. Old-School Metallica, Snot, Gwar, Misfits, and MOTHAFUKIN ZOMBIE. . . that kind of speed/thrashmetal. -My most-listened-to bands include: (Above), The Clash, Twiztid, Blaze ya dead homie, Dead Kennedys, G-Love and the Special Sauce, Guns 'n Roses, ICP, ABK, NWA, EZE, Big Tymers, Jigga Jay-Z (Fuck yall haters), SKYNARD, David Allen Coe, Kottonmouth Kings, Crass, Primus, and a bunch of others i'm too 'elevated' to remember. -I hate Emo with a passion, all these whiney people dressin up in hot topic "Punk Clothes," first off Punk is Dead, I know, and real punks make their own clothes like me and my boy chris did back in the da

Movies:

Horror, Horror and comedy. especially comedic horror. . . haha st the last two remind me of my work)

Television:

Simpsons and Adult
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Books:

Anything from the late, great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson AKA Godfather of Gonzo Journalism. R.I.P.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Che G., Hunter S. Thompson, My pops

My Blog

To whome it may concern

             You were the love of my life.  I'm sorry for the heartbreak, the sorrow, and the hopes for tomorrow.  I'm sorry for all the...
Posted by Moses.... will destroy the world on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST

The low down on the masta

The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::Brown Hair Color::Black Height::6' Favorite Color::Black Screen Name::Moses Favorite Band::Twiztid Favorite Movie::Boondock Saints/ Run Ronnie Ru...
Posted by Moses.... will destroy the world on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

you know your from Md when

You Know You're From Maryland When... You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them at the same marina in Annapolis You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accoke...
Posted by Moses.... will destroy the world on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:43:00 PST

RIP to the Great Dr. Gonzo

February 20, 2005 marked one of the darkest days in my existence, the day Dr. Gonzo died. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson is who got me into journalism and writing to a lesser extent, from The Rum Diaries t...
Posted by Moses.... will destroy the world on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST