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KeL

Your own personal pain the the fucking ass since 1984.

About Me

Some Things That Represent You:

Element: Dark, Fire Animal: White Tiger Color:
Bold Colors, Odd Colors Song: Just They Way I Am by Angel
Expression: Smirk

Gemstone: Bloodstone Mythological Creature: Phoenix,
Dragon Planet: Pluto Hair Color: Unnatural Colors Eye
Color: Amber

Quote: "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh
because you're all the same."



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My Interests

I love astrology, divination, palm reading, fantasy novels, ps2 (GUITAR HERO!!!!), invader zim, foamy the squirrel (www.illwillpress.com) and beating the crap out of people in mosh pits (when I can get away with it). I also enjoy cooking, specifically pasta dishes. I make good apple pie as well. Maybe if you ask REEEAAAALL nice I'll make you one.

adopt your own virtual pet! This is Rosie. Feed her a fly.

I'd like to meet:

Alive: Rob Zombie. Sid Haig. Faruzia Balk. Laurell K. Hamilton. Anyone else that's as cool as I am (it's harder than you think to be this badass).
Dead: Marlene Dietrich. Clara Bow.
You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Your sexual superhero persona by thatjamiegirl
Name
Age
Your Superhero Identity: Bob the Boner
Sexual Conquests: 92
Your weapon of choice: Stunt Cock!!!!!!!!!
Your Motto: "I'm here to deliver your pizza...naked."
How orgasmic you are:: 94%

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Music:

Slipknot (selftitle only, it was the KING SHIT to me when I was 16....so bite it), Pantera, White Zombie, GWAR, The Misfits, The Exploited, Rob Zombie, The Ramones, Arch Enemy, Shadows Fall, Mudvayne (first album), AC/DC, Static X (first album), Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Six Feet Under, Motorhead, Megadeth, Iced Earth (it's all Meat's fault), Rotting Christ (Meat AND Jason's fault), XXX Maniak (pure Jason faultage), Slayer, Napalm Death, GG Allin, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Disturbed, Metallica, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Heschent.....I could keep going, but pretty much I like metal and some thrash punk. I also enjoy any genre of music that quotes/involves horror movies.....DAMN YOU MEL FOR INTRODUCING ME TO WEDNESDAY 13!!!! I like what I like and I really don't fit into a specific category, SO STOP OPPRESSING ME BEEATCH!!!!!!

adopt your own virtual pet! This is Dante. Don't pet him, he'll bite. But give him a steak.
Which famous old school punk band are you?
You're the Misfits. For some reason, some people don't understand that it's satire. You've got a new singer and aren't as respected by your older fans. You sing about zombies and suicide and put on a good show. You've also marketed the hell out of your name.
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You're a Thrash Metalhead! KICK ASS!
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Movies:

Horror movies. I love them so....House of A 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Night of the Living Dead (b&w), Dawn of the Dead (NEW AND OLD), 13 Ghosts (HAVE YET TO SEE THE ORIGINAL WITH THE 3-D GLASSES, MESSAGE ME IF YOU CAN HELP),Hellraiser (I hold with my opinion that 2 was better), Ghost Ship, Chainsaw Sally, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (NEW AND OLD), Halloween, ALL THINGS EVIL DEAD (Bruce Campbell is one of THE BEST actors EVER, he makes anything good), Freaks!, The Gore Gore Girls, A Taste of Blood, The Wizard of Gore, The Gruesome Twosome......I like Herschell Gordon Lewis movies, can you tell?? I have a real weakness for buying the cheesiest, most crappy horror movies ever from blockbuster and then making my friends sit through them while I am the only one laughing hysterically. And I would like to pay special attention to Stephen King's "IT". Not the best acting (besides Tim Curry, he was genious), not the best special effects, but it was THE FIRST horror flick I ever saw.....I was five, dad had had a few beers, and he decided that it would be funny to hold me on his lap and have me watch the movie. Needless to say, despite his reassurances of "Look Kel, it's only a clown," and later on "Look, it's only a big spider,"........I was terrified of drains of ANY SORT for the next six years...and don't even get me STARTED on what I was worrying about when I sat on the toilet.Then theres some other stuff.......INVADER ZIM!!!!!( The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!), Boondock Saints (THE greatest movie that you most likely never saw), Pan's Labyrinth (Who the fuck CARES if it's subtitled? It's WONDERFUL), Ghostbusters, Waiting..., Blade, The Others, Strangeland, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Jesus Christ, Vampire Slayer, again, anything cheesy.....I'll add more as I think of them.

Television:

DETHKLOKDETHKLOKDETHKLOK!!!!!!!!!!And dude, if you don't know what that meant, you should go slam your head through your tv screen, because metalocaylpse is the SHIT! AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE BITCHES!!!!!!!! Actually, most of adult swim, except for the anime. Ok, I like Paranoia Agent. OK, I like most of them except for Dragonball Z. Bite me. Also love Law and Order and CSI, 'cause I get to see dead bodies. I'd prefer to see them for real so I can poke 'em with a stick, but what can ya do? Oh, and I am now a HEROES addict. This is what happens if you watch too much X-MEN: Animated Series while growing up. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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Books:

Laurell K. Hamilton........ she is my goddess. She writes the Anita Blake and the Merry Gentry novels. They are wonderful. Also I like Franchesca Lia Block's Weetzie Bat novels, the Black Jewels Trilogy, Harry Potter (fuckin' sue me) and of course the Lord of the Rings series, which kept me fairly sane throughout high school. Recently, I've been rereading the Kushiel Series... There are a LOT more books in my collection, since I am a nerd and can finish a 700 page novel in two days. No lie. So if it's not on the list, just ask, and yeah, I have probably read it.

Heroes:

My mother. She hasn't given over to the primal desire to eat her young yet.
You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations.

Ecclectic Pagan


95%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


95%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


80%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


75%

Zoroastrian Pagan


70%

Shamanic Pagan


60%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


55%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


55%

Eastern Pagan


35%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


20%

Kabbalistic Pagan


15%

Catholic (Pagan?)


0%
What kind of Pagan are you?
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My Blog

Sounds of the Underground '07..supreme disappointment.

Good news: Amon Amarth WILL be playing SOTU 2007, along with Gwar and Goatwhore.Bad news: Where to start....all the other bands suck a colossal FAT END (unless you like Job for a Cowboy, in which case...
Posted by KeL on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

Noone can answer these........

Why................. do people always wait to say sorry until it's too fucking late? do people say that they love someone and then fuck everything up five ways from sunday by screwing every dumb bitch...
Posted by KeL on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

Boyfriend application....fill it out, don't, whatthefuckever.

Copy this and send it in a message..........   Name (no dumbshit nicknames):Age:Birthday:Height:Eye color:Are you considering being my boyfriend, or are you just incredibly bored?Why would you wa...
Posted by KeL on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

MD area Metal/whatev show listings for Dec 06-March 07

METAL SHOWS AND A BIT OF NEWS.     Here we go.....this goes up through March, I think. I worked a 12 hour day today and need to stay up for a few more hours, so I'm doing everyone a favor an...
Posted by KeL on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

FUCKIN' HILARIOUS....read it!!!!!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the who...
Posted by KeL on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

Lowdown on me....revisited

I realized that the last time I did one of these goddamned things was two years ago, so I figured it was about time to update. This also means that I have no life and am insanely bored. STFU. 1. Name:...
Posted by KeL on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST

Metal Fairy tales......fuckin' funny shit.

Here's the situation: there's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights... POWER METAL:The protagonist ar...
Posted by KeL on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST

A rant on faggy bulletins....yep I wrote it.

I wrote this after reading an incredibly gaytartded chain bulletin......quite witty if I do say so myself. OKAY.If I ever......EVER find a bulletin as fucking stupid as the one I just opened.....I wil...
Posted by KeL on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST

Message from John Cleese to the U.S......thanks Sarah!

This is the best. John Cleese (Monty Python: if you didn't know that you should just go and hide because its not worth you living among normal people anymore) Addresses the Public:In light of you...
Posted by KeL on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

Whatif.......

This is a poem from Shel Silverstein's Light in the Attic....... Last night, while I lay thinking here, Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear And pranced and partied all night long And sang their same ol...
Posted by KeL on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:44:00 PST