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Shelly

its amazing how one night can fuck you up for life

About Me

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My Interests

Likes: cinema psychology photography cake smoking irish history going out at 4 am for donuts and ice cream acting on impulse forensics chivalry gentlemen (i refuse to use that term lightlyDislikes (bordering obsessive hatred) hippies potheads egos anime women who give being female a bad name aka sluts extreme feminism anti-smoking nazi fascists um....regular nazi fascists noweigans GOOD STUFF FOR SALE

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits, Denis Leary, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Sid Haig, Martin Scorsesemovie buffs that i can actually have a conversation about film with. anyone else who can quote High Fidelity verbatim

Music:

Top Musicians 1. Shane MacGowan (w/ or w/o the Pogues) 2. Tom Waits 3. Mike Ness 4. Bob Dylan 5. Bad Religion

Movies:


Are you a Movie Buff?
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Movie God / Goddess!!
You know your movies inside and out. You probably take great pride in your DVD / VHS (or even BETA) collection. You can relate all your life experiences to some situation or character in a movie!! You most likely annihilate everyone you know in any movie trivia games! Keep up the good work Movie God / Goddess (everyone else must bow to you)!!!
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from TestrifficTop Actors 1. Peter Lorre 2. Robert DeNiro 3. Humphrey Bogart 4. Cary Grant 5. Johnny DeppTop Actresses 1. Audrey Hepburn 2. Bette Davis 3. Ingrid Bergman 4. Grace Kelly 5. Barbara Stanwyck Top Directors 1. Martin Scorsese 2. Tim Burton 3. Fritz Lang 4. Roman Polanksi 5. Joel Coen THE VERDICT ('47),island of doomed men, Three Strangers, Crime and Punishment (1935), Leon (the Professional), Taxi Driver, M, The Maltese Falcon (mainly for Joel Cairo), Roshomon, Imitation of Life, Trainspotting, Fargo, Rope, Pi, Four Rooms, Ocean's 11 (remake), Lord of the Rings trilogy, A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator, American Beauty, Hotel Rwanda, Training Day, Snatch, Sunset Boulevard, Gods and Monsters, Mudhoney, Emma Mae, faster pussycat kill kill, laugh clown laugh, SuspiriaBeing John Malkovich, Momento,Sixteen Candles, Stay, V for Vendetta, Think Fast, Mr. Moto, Audition, Mysterious Mr. Moto, The Breakfast Club, The Seventh Seal, I shot Andy Warhol, The Seven Samarai, High Noon, Heathers, The Squid and the Whale, The Pianist, Short Cuts, Thank you Mr Moto, Der Verlorene, Casablanca, The Merry Widow, Nosferatu, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Sabrina, breakfast at tiffanys, my fair lady, Charade, Double Indemity,All Favorite Movies are judged on the repeated ability of watching them without being sick of them Top Five Movies 1900-1929 1. The Unknown 2. Metropolis 3. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 4. Intolerance 5. The Merry WidowTop Five Movies (1930-1941) 1. M 2. Freaks 3. The Man Who Knew Too Much 4. Crime and Punishment 5. Dark VictoryTop Five Movies (1942-1950) 1. Sunset Boulevard 2. Casablanca 3. Arsenic and Old Lace 4. Rope 5. The Mask of DimitriosTop Five Movies (1951-1961)1. Charade 2. Rear Window 3. Breakfast at Tiffany's 4. High Noon 5. Eyes without a FaceTop Five Movies (1962-1980) 1. Taxi Driver 2. Manhattan 3. Abominable Dr. Phibes 4. The Shining 5. Apocalypse NowTop Five Movies (1981-1991) 1. Cinema Paradiso 2. The Breakfast Club 3. Sixteen Candles 4. Better Off Dead 5. Raising ArizonaTop Five Movies (1992-1999) 1. American Beauty 2. Trainspotting 3. High Fidelity 4. Leon 5. FargoTop Five Movies (2000-present) 1. The Departed 2. Oh Brother, Where art thou? 3. Gladiator 4. A Beautiful Mind 5. Boondock SaintsRoman Holiday, Raising Arizona, Red Dust, Beast with Five Fingers, Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde (1941), A Bronx Tale, The Green Mile, The Abomidable Dr. Phibes, The Aviator, Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, Natural Born Killers, Mask of Dimitrios, Cinema Paradiso, Lancer Spy, Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Boondock Saints, George Lucas in Love, 12 angry men, Shaun of the Dead,The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Unknown, Gaslight, The General, Saw, Saw II and Saw III, Masque of the Red Death, The Raven, The Man who Knew too Much,Stranger on the Third Floor, The Boogieman with Get You, Psycho, Road to Wellville,Vanilla Sky, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Passage to Marseille, To have and have not,Disney's Robin Hood, Robin Hood:Men in Tights, Aristocats, Dogma, Help!, Hard Candy, O Brother, where art thou?, Rushmore, The Hebrew Hammer, Paris when it sizzles, A time to kill, Ghosts of Mississippi, Scrooged, Nightmare before Christmas, Arsenic and Old Lace, Young Frankenstein, Corpse Bride, Fight Club, Hairspray, rock n roll high school, The Usual Suspects, Clerks, House of Wax, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Bad Seed, Freaks, House on haunted hill, pit and the pendulum, Shindler's List, Life is Beautiful, Run Lola Run,Man on the Moon, Orange County, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Secret of Nimh, Full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse Now, Office Space,Pecker, Reality Bites, American History X, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, House of 1000 corpses, Devil's Rejects, Fritz Lang's Metropolis, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Apt Pupil, The Shawshank Redemption, Carrie, X-Men, X2, Ravenous, Beetleguese, All about Eve, Manhattan, Saved!, Very Bad Things, King of Comedy, Small Time Crooks, Catch me if you can, The Shining, Vincent, last man on earth, Edward Scissorhands, Misery,Secret Window,Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Desperado, Rear Window, Better off dead, Identity, Grosse Point Blank, High Fidelity, Say AnythingWorst Movies Ever 1. Requiem for a Dream 2. The Libertine 3. Hideous Kinky

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, South Park, Forensic Files, Ghost Hunters, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, OZ, Body of Evidence, Mission Hill, Home Movies, Family Guy, Futurama, Daria, Invader Zim, Its always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Kids in the Hall, Bullshit with Penn and Teller, Fawlty Towers, The Critic, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twilight Zone (Rod Serling version)

Books:

America: The Book, Songs of the Doomed, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Lost One, The Dubliners, The Princess Bride (better than the movie!), Trainspotting, Scary Stores to tell in the Dark, Dante's Divine Comedy, On the Road, Apt Pupil, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, James Joyce, Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

one of the greatest and most underrated actors ever to grace the silver screen: Peter LorreClick on his picture to be taken to his tribute siteMae WestVincent Price why: why not?
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My Blog

New Charles Revival

the plan is to see each film (with the exception of Frenzy--fuck that movie) at one of the times below. call me if interested. i'm going either way :)(and not ONE goddamned Peter Lorre film....i know ...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:34:00 PST

simple pleasures

so, i love it when things happen that are just so simplistic but you can't forget them. when your life is in a downward spiral and the tiniest thing can put a smile on your face and becomes one of tho...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:04:00 PST

this makes me fucking sick

There is so much wrong with that picture. who the fuck thought this was a good idea? first of all you're taking a fucking whore that doesn't do shit but spread her legs and suck cock and portraying he...
Posted by Shelly on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:21:00 PST

support local art

by going here:http://www.printroom.com/pictureSearch.asp?userid=scarl ethanacomment with any problems.
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:31:00 PST

the infinity

so i'm working on either getting a government grant through a loophole or a loan sometime in the near future to open a classic movie theater called The Infinity Theater (i'm sick of waiting for the ch...
Posted by Shelly on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

metal prayer

so i was watching cool hand luke and there was one guy praying using the "metal hands" and was thinking up a cute little rock prayer. yes, i'm that bored....our father who art in slayerhallowed by thy...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST

Kill The Poor

so i was watching the daily show, which is the only place i care to get my news besides my NPR widgets on google and i am so livid over the reason that the S chip was denied. the fact that we didn't h...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:22:00 PST

The Bandit Curse

i have insomnia bitches!!! christ, when did i turn into my brother? so, its 4 am and i'm not at all tired so what do i do? write a blog. i've been having a lot of thoughts and i just can't sleep. now,...
Posted by Shelly on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:21:00 PST

people are fucking psychos

   i've almost had enough of the human race. a few weeks ago i was harrassed by some chick in one of my classes that made me really concerned that i might get kicked out of college. well tha...
Posted by Shelly on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

oh fuck yes

so i'm going back to school. its official, i just enrolled into my first criminal justice classes that start on the 25th. right now, i'm trying my hardest to get scholarships and all that but even so ...
Posted by Shelly on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST