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Le Choi

FREEZE! SHOOT TO KILL OR DIE!

About Me

If I was a drink at Jamba Juice, I'd be a power size mixture of sunshine and giggles mixed with a bit of raunchy crack whore and a nicotine and whiskey boost. Really...I'm an asshole.According to my nearest and dearest, I have one of the dirtiest minds and mouths around - which I take great pride in. A dirty mind is an active mind...and well, if I won't be physically active, I'll at least give my brain a workout.It is in my honest belief that in a past life I was a female stripper named Empress Jade Dragon. I wore a leather dominatrix suit and creeped around the stage to Primal Scream's "Miss Lucifer." It is this belief that will one day lead me down a seedy path of stripping, cheap whiskey and quarters thrown into my G-string while dancing to Motley Crue's "Girl Don't Go Away Mad"...not that I've already envisioned this scenario or anything...Truthfully, I'm a shit-talking softie. Oh - worry not, if I dish it out, I can take it. While I'd like to say that the reality show of my life would be a non-stop roller coaster of thrills and excitement, I have to be honest and say it would probably be cancelled after the second episode and that the cameramen would cry mutiny and/or gouge their eyes out from boredom.Lastly, I'm pretty trustworthy. If you met me in an airport and asked me to watch your bag while you went pee, there is a 99.9% chance I would never even touch your bag or steal/sniff your underwear.

My Interests

Ridiculing people who list "working out" as a hobby or interest. What is THAT all about? I can go on and on about this - but instead, I'll take a nap after I eat this trough of chili cheese fries.I like art. Modern art - not those silly oil paintings of flowers and bowls of fruit. Rather - that really esoteric minimalist shit that you would see hanging in some swank-ass hotel. Shit like Ruscha. I like him.Shout out to my homie Wil Lin - www.gimmevigor.com - radness comes in many forms and for Wil, it comes in the form of large breasted women and hairy men.Also, I like photography. Frank Van Der Salm, Wolfgang Tillmans, Jurgen Teller, Terry Richardson, Mario Testino, Helmut Newton, Nan Goldin and Paul Jasmin to name a few. I like them. I like pictures of nothing and nakedness...hence, I like porn. Duh.Big music junkie - see below - and above. Music is fuel for the soul - I promise that is the last cliche I will use.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't buy into the bullshit. Unless it is on sale or there is an online discount code. Everyone who knows me knows where I'm going with this...People with brilliant get rich schemes. I love myself a good gimmick.Those who wear glasses because the thought of putting a finger in their eye sounds absolutely horrific.Strippers and their stripper poles.Foul mouthed people who look well mannered. Well mannered people who look foul. Fowl.Others who are equally turned off by the excessive use of shirtless pictures in profiles. I call this SPOIL. Shirtless picture overusage is lame.People who have enough time on their hands to come up with stupid acronyms for things like people who overuse shirtless pictures. Those people need to get a life. Acronyms are stupid.Other assholes. Especially assholes that listen to good music. Music is nice.Honestly, I'm just looking for some genuine, real, authentic people. I'm also looking for a partner in crime that doesn't have breasts and a vagina!

Music:

Do you really need anything more than these goodies:I also live on a regular dose of: Motley Crue, Poison, Bon Jovi, GNR, Lita Ford, Whitesnake, Winger, Skid Row, RATT, Nitro, Warrant, Great White, Cinderella, Vixen, Pretty Boy Floyd and Europe (yes, Europe), The Presets, Bloc Party, Maximo Park, Soulwax, Editors, The Rakes, The Kills, The Warlocks, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Rob Zombie, Drop The Lime, TTC, Van She, LCD Soundsystem, The Raveonettes, The Juan Mclean, Christian Death, Blur, Telefon Tel Aviv, Bauhaus, Christian Death, Joy Division, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, The Cure, Johnny Cash, Felix Laband, Adult., Ladytron, Damian Marley, Broken Cameras, Justus Koehnke, The Riverboat Gamblers, TeddyBears, GD Luxxe, VHS or Beta, Sons and Daughters, M83, Diplo, The Rapture, Johnny Cash, T. Raumschmiere, Low, KMFDM, Eco, The Stills, Two Lone Swordsmen, Klaxons, Arcade Fire, Sean Paul, The Urbs, XLover, Justus Koehnke, Mobius Band, Black Strobe, The Pixies, The Breeders, Wumpscut, Prager Handgriff, Franz Ferdinand, Suede, Dead Kennedys, The Shins, Chicks On Speed, Broken Social Scene, New Order, Aiboforcen, Sahara Hotnights, X Japan, Solvent, Vapnet, DAT Politics, Apparat, Modeselektor, Queen Of Japan, Beck, Spank Rock, Neulander, Primal Scream, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Sex Pistols, Einstuerzende Neubauten, The Smiths, Clinic, I-F, Adam Beyer, Sigur Ros, MSTRKRFT, Sebastien Tellier, Maximilian Hecker, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Bjork, Vitalic, Wolfmother, Gogol Bordello, 2020 Soundsystem, Ellen Allein, Garbage, Duran Duran, Matt and Kim, Fujiya and Miyagi, Peter Bjorn and John, Junior Boys, Psych Furs, Kill Memory Crash, Le Tigre, Stereo Total, The Hacker, David Carretta, MC Solaar, XMal Deutschland, Die Form, THE KNIFE!!!!!, Assemblage 23, Depeche Mode, Ice Cube, Tones on Tail, Swedish poppy arcade shit, DAF, Nick Cave, Kraftwerk, HIM, Von Iva, Social D, Misfits, LCD Soundsystem, Black Flag, Siouxsie...BALKAN BEAT BOX mother fuckers!!!!!!

Movies:

Amazing.Anything by Michael Mann - even MIAMI VICE. I'm the only person in the world who loved that movie.

Television:

Anything on HBO and Showtime. I'm obsessed with Dexter. Amazing. TV doesn't get much better.

Books:

I'm reading "Catching The Big Fish" right now by David Lynch. There's about two sentences on each page. My kind of book.

Heroes:

This video makes me so proud to be Korean. So proud that it actually makes me well up with emotion. Enjoy - The Theme Song from the Seoul Olympics... width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

Perspective.

So, I met this really nice guy tonight. He opened up to me and told me that he's been going through some really tough times. He's trying to keep off of drugs and has been clean for four weeks - and it...
Posted by Le Choi on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:59:00 PST

Why???

I just came home from eating sushi at Crazy Fish on Olympic and Doheny. Why did no one TELL me that it is the most disgusting place on the planet?? Now I have to go throw up to expel the evil from my ...
Posted by Le Choi on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

You may now start calling me DESPAIR

The other day, I realized that listening to gothic and industrial music actually improves my mood. Normally, I would think that songs about death and destruction and steel mills would incite some sort...
Posted by Le Choi on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST

The Sound Of Music...

...is being overused. Everywhere I go, its fucking lonely goatherd shit. Don't get me wrong - I'm genetically predisposed to love the fucking sound of music, but come on. For fuck's sake, what's next?...
Posted by Le Choi on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Kann ich noch ein Glas Milch haben?

Actually, I would NOT like another glass of milk for today I realized that my youthful lactose-tolerant days are now behind me. It is a fact that most Asians are indeed, lactose-intolerant. I thought ...
Posted by Le Choi on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

I have a home!

I was worried for a little while that come Feb 1, I would be living out of my office and showering in the kitched sink. Not that I don't do that already...but...we finally got a move in date! Thank go...
Posted by Le Choi on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

Still sad.

That's all.
Posted by Le Choi on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

I'm sad.

That's all. Too much change - can't handle it all...sigh. I'm listening to Christian Death now. Peace. ...
Posted by Le Choi on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

Contrary to popular belief, I don't like balls flying towards my face

Hard to believe, I know. Today, I had numerous balls of all sorts thrown at my face. Beach balls, mini footballs, soccer balls. Soccer balls hurt. While this may sound like a fun workplace activity, i...
Posted by Le Choi on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

Fast sprint down memory lane.

Tonight, I reconnected with Pearl. You see, Pearl was my best friend in high school - for 4 years, we were connected at the hip. Not in a literal sense, for that would mean we were conjoined twins - a...
Posted by Le Choi on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST