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About Me

Um. I am me. Sometimes I do bad things. I got arrested in Germany. It was fun. They let me go 'cuz I said "Ich spreche kein Deutsch" and the Polizist screamed "Drugs are an international language!" but he really didn't have anything on me. IT WAS LOVE PARADE, Dumkopf!Everyone here is crazy, and so am I, but not the same, LA's a trip... after three years, it's actually feeling like home.I'm approaching 30 and it's horrible. I drink less and study more... Art Nouveau, architecture... someday I will finish my novel. The clubs are getting old, so I'm trying things like museums, book clubs, metal working... grown-up stuff. In LA, one should try to think less about what's inside and more about what one's wearing, but argh! I can't get the hang of it. I think I'll go kill a mall rat.

My Interests

Architecture, Art Nouveau, making music, boys in hot underwear. Urban exploration, drag queens, anything German, painting, stories about giant pigs.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'll pick me up and carry me home when I'm drunk and beligerent. Tell me a story about a princess and a bear with a magic dildo.

Music:

David Bowie, gothy stuff, Trance, Happy Hardcore, Iggy Pop, Lori Anderson, New Wave, Dark Wave, Gary Numan, GoldFrappe, tra-la-la.

Movies:

Se7en, The Crow, Neurosia, Transformers The Movie, Metropolis, David Lynch, Terri Gilliam, anything German (or French).

Television:

TV is stupid, 'cept for ZIM and Twin Peaks. And they're not on anymore.

Books:

I don't read enough. I try. Thomas Mann is depressing. Orlando made me ill in the head. I like Lewis Carroll, Oscar Wilde, Chuck Palahniuk, comix by Waren Ellis, T.C. Boyle. I read a lot of history and philosophy stuff too.

Heroes:

I... I could be queen... And you... You could be a queen too And nothing... could drive us away. Tanzen wie Helden, fÃ¼r einen Tag.

My Blog

Hooray! I'm back in Therapy!

Bee-yatch!, got me a gay Beverly Hills therapist... I have SO arrived. Grrr. Fuck me. Um. Panic attacks are bad. Especially when they last 7 days. Especially when the dru...
Posted by Adrian on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

Stop the Monkey Dance

Last night I dreamed I was by a bridge. A rickety wooden bridge suspended over a swollen river, swaying in the heavy winds. All these happy, healthy people sta...
Posted by Adrian on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:14:00 PST

Horror

It's been such a meowy week, and now I find that a darling has deleteded my from their MySpace. I'm so un-POP-ular! Boo! Nah... I'm just pissed 'cuz he was cute... but he was probably a mea...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sicky Sick

I am sick. Sick sick sick. LAST WEEK I was sick, but I stayed in bed for three whole days and it went away with no fever. And now's come back and BITTED ME IN THE ASS. No brain energy. & all ...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vomit now!

I want muscles! A rasberry dream! I jizm'ing fuck-bear to slather my bisquits! Cheeto's.... gnrghhheeerf!!!!! Let's wander down to the beach, it's all dried up, loose condoms tracing a path to t...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

She lives inside me (Tar wench)

I was sick last week. But not sick enough to be dying. It was truly awful. So, Saturday I dreamt (I was sleeping and dreaming SO much!) that there was creature T...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

True Story

"Never Tell them your Name" When your eyes lay out of your head, and you can feel every bump of the pavement from your stomach through to your back, life gains a new perspective. You become ...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST