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warm_machine

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About Me


Huh?

My Interests

spontaneity, piercings, tattoos, thrifting, travel, sushi, dancing until it hurts, suspension, dry wit, black coffee, the urban landscape, Octopi, naughty pills, Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves, Douglas Adams, fuckery, no one reads this, road trips, social science, art of all sorts, robots, getting lost, Cooks & hooks, orchids, adventures, semantics, hedonism, dive bars, belly dance, people watching, wanderlust, hip bones, crazy people, the boy made of bone and cigarettes

I'd like to meet:


He's already got you beat.

Music:


FUCK YOUR BAND SPAM.

Movies:

Yes.

Television:

[Insert cult favorite followed by defensive "I don't watch TV" disclaimer here.]

Books:

Reading takes up a good chunk of my time and I have very little to show for it. I'm always open to recommendations.

Heroes:

People who list me in their "Heroes" section.

My Blog

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FUCK.
Posted by warm_machine on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

One of those days

I'm having one of those days in which it seems like every action I do or word that escapes my lips comes equipped with a special little apparatus that automatically shoves my foot in my mouth. I think...
Posted by warm_machine on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

300 seconds of 300

CLICK METo quote a post from the forum where I found this link..."So I just saw a literal mountain of bodies act as a tidal wave. I need a new pair of pants."...
Posted by warm_machine on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

Dear diary

I'm freaking the fuck out. Seriously, I think I'm turning into a shrieking hag. Make it stop.In other news, I'll be in Washington, D.C. Tuesday night through Friday afternoon. I won't be available dur...
Posted by warm_machine on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Love, tacos, zombies

I only feel like blogging when I have nothing to say and I've been overwhelmed lately, so that's why I haven't updated.Here are select pictures from Krave's Anti-Valentine's Day Zombie night. I decide...
Posted by warm_machine on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

A webcomic, some links

Also....LOLZ (read the comments)Oh, and this is not the thing to read when you're going on yet another night of stress induced, delirious insomnia....
Posted by warm_machine on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY
Posted by warm_machine on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

Can't take us anywhere (especially restaurants that allow us to draw on the tables)

If we don't draw on the tables, then we sculpt our desserts and if we can't do that then we'll just repeat words that sound funny to us over and over and over and over again. We are hopeless savages....
Posted by warm_machine on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

It's been a while since I've laughed so hard I cried

Maybe it's the fatigue.Mr. Quickly's Amazon reviewsSamples: 'Flautist Angel,' statuette (small) Availability: Currently unavailable 18 of 18 people fou...
Posted by warm_machine on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

CREEPY MIDDLE AGED MEN WHO SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG

You creep me out. This also applies to people of the same demographic that publicly "favorite"s me.
Posted by warm_machine on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST