If you gathered from this photo that I have really bad myspace angle aim, then yes! You hit it on the head.
What this photo doesn’t tell you about me is this:
I’m with him (see below) and he’s with me (see below).
And together, along with him (see below) we plan to break out of this town.
Other notable things about me: I write stuff (much more eloquently than this prose) which has given me the idea that I’m a writer, Words have a profound affect on me and my use of them on paper/blank word processor screen/email/blog/typewriter/wall/napkin have given me the idea that I’m a poet, I paint sometimes, I can’t sew, I can’t scream, I have bad habits, I like sorbet better than ice cream unless its expensive ice cream, I like Hershey’s kisses, I don’t like the way some people chew gum, I like biting my lip, I use curlers to achieve a tousled, wavy- rolled-out of bed look, I only just started learning how to use hairspray, I can’t go anywhere without wearing eyeliner, I am afraid of girls because a lot them are mean to me, I am most comfortable around nerds, I like talking about concepts, I hate references, I respect experience before credentials, I don’t like rough sounding serious dirty talk, but I enjoy crude sounding dirty jokes, I am hopelessly romantic but disappointingly realistic, I don’t act my age, I like to sleep with a stuffed donut from Kid Robot that my boyfriend brought home to me one day because I am Asian, and I dig weird ass stuffed toys, I joke about my stereotypes but don’t belong in any group, I am never in the middle unless I’m forced to chose some sort of stance on social/political/religious views in which case I like finding all the angles, I like pointy shoulder bones and defined cheek bones, I focus on eyes and mouths, I wish my eyes were as pretty a color as my boyfriends, I wish he’d wear contacts sometimes so I could see them more, I think my nose is one of my favorite things about my face, I think my mouth is one of the things that get me into trouble, and I hate war-- Metaphorically, Physically, Literally, Mentally, Biologically, any other –ally because wars mean casualties and casualties are inconvenient and I absolutely hate inconvenience.
And also, I absolutely love my kid (who I believe to be the smartest, cutest, sweetest, pain-in-the-ass little boy ever):
Asher Gage Threat
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