Espicey

Ronda's friend, roommate and whipping boy, Le Choi, explains a little bit about this woman we know as Ronda:"Ronda is like a demitasse of hot chocolate, spiced with a little bit of cinnamon and just a dash of nutmeg. She has an amazing energy that just beckons people to want to be around her. No joke. She's sort of like living Feng Shui - if Feng Shui was a hot black woman with tig ole' bitties. In fact, I move her around the apartment from time to time to help bring positive forces into our home. All joking aside, she is an amazing person with an amazing heart. She also know how to fucking ROCK her shit - have you ever seen the bitch knock back a whiskey? Actually, that makes her sound like she has drinking problems - which is the furthest from the truth. In actuality, she lives a Puritan life of chastity and innocence. There you go - she's like a pilgrim who can shake her ass like the girls in a Juvenile video - and go church the very next day and never bat an eyelash. If you don't know her yet - get to know her - and if you already know her - BACK THE FUCK OFF THIS BITCH IS MINE!"