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About Me

I'm not a doctor but I Play one on tv. Ask me any question and I will do my best to answer. From how to properly handle your groupie affairs, to how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if..well you know the rest.***For Entertainment Purposes Only!!!***

My Interests

Changing the world, one problem at a time

I'd like to meet:

People that know how to enjoy themselves and how and when to shut the fuck up. Various internet porn models especially Ice La Fox. Smart people. People who enjoy the pain of others but dont go out of their way to cause it. Stan Lee

Music:

I enjoy music that doesn't suck. I've heard some bad music in my day. I'd rather drill my ear drums with piss dipped needles than listen to some of this miindless drivel.

Movies:

One's where I convince the girl that the red light means standby not record, followed by screams of "Harder Harder", Don't Stop!" and "Not in My Hair"

Television:

TV rots your brain.

Books:

Anything non fiction. Buy books and guns

Heroes:

The Quiznos Prime Rib Joint, and also the any Subway honeyoat sandwich featuring grilled chicken. Heroes aint nothing but sandwiches

My Blog

Breezy New York Sunday

Originally Posted by Monkm what's goin on, doc? i respect your advice. people either love me or hate me. people call me an asshole or they love me. i guess thats just my attitude of crackin' jok...
Posted by Doctor on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

Grindhouse double feature friday!

tooth: Dear Doctor, :) I'm at a crossroads in my life right now. I'm graduating college this May but I'm trying to decide whether to pick up another major (tourism) and finish my minor (spanish) or t...
Posted by Doctor on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

Say Bruh..You gotta know when to let go (Props to the Big Homie Usher)

The following is a series of events, as the Homie Doc tries to help out the Lil Homie.  Will he drop the cape and move on?  You decide.   Josef: Wsup odeisel...i got a few questions an...
Posted by Doctor on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:15:00 PST

Weeeee'rrre baaaack!!

bangbangbang:   Dear Dr. Diesel There's this chick I got to school with. She and I have become mad cool...we've known each other for over a year. She has consistently dropped hints about her wan...
Posted by Doctor on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

Guess Who's CUmmin for dinner...or not

Originally Posted by Coco 84 Hey Doc, I have a real serious issue. Me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 ½ years and having sex for 3 1/2, he's my first love and has been my only sexual par...
Posted by Doctor on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

Single Mom Save'em

Originally Posted by Manly hey doc i got a problem and needs some advice. I'm with this older chick now. I been on the young 21 to 26yr old chicks, but the thing is the 32yr old got 2 kids. me and...
Posted by Doctor on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

One Girl, Two Guys...How Touching

Originally Posted by iluvme Ok doc here is the situation. I'm seeing 2 guys right now. We'll just call them Guy A and Guy B. I have been seeing Guy A for about 8 months and seeing Guy B about 5...
Posted by Doctor on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST

Superman for Halloween

Originally Posted by Born~2~Reign note: this is different from the usual "I need advice on getting a girl" questionWhat's up Doc...normally, I'd go to peeps outside of the internet for this, but t...
Posted by Doctor on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:02:00 PST

Change of Pace..War Musings

The war gets longer and the time it dissipatesBullets bounce off  helmets the sound it resonatesothers leave holes the size of dinner platesthousands of miles away they anticipateyou coming ho...
Posted by Doctor on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST

Salami Stumbles

Originally Posted by mannay I' m new on here so it's ok if you don't answer this doc, but I've been with my lady for a year now and we been living with each other for 8 months. The deal is everyth...
Posted by Doctor on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST