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1998 - Formed band, got drunk, talked about what we'd wear at shows.
1999 - Played first gig, didn't tune up, everyone bought us drinks.
2000 - New drummer, played 4 shows, still didn't tune up, people still bought us drinks.
2001 - Did recording at Dave Goodman's studio, played 6 gigs, still didn't tune up, got bought more drinks.
2002 - New drummer, played 7 shows, bought guitar tuner.
2003 - New singer, did more recording, talked about what we'd wear at shows, tuned up, played 17 shows.
2004 - Went on tour to USA, lost singer, talked about what we'd wear to shows, played punx picnics & Wasted Festival, lost other singer, became 3, got costumes, played shows as 3, 4, 5 or with go-go dancers in bloody nightdresses...
2005 - Did lots of gigs as 3 piece, then Laura got stuck in USA...
2006 - Laura was in New York playing with Gridlocked, Lorna and Screw made bass and drums noise with Tom in east london.
2007 Laura came back! We dressed as bears for South London Punx Picnic, Tofu, Love and Frog for the Tofu's come back gig, Librarians for Fuk Reading, Zombies for Halloween and Red Robin Hood for a fantastic gig in Nottingham. Our favourite of the year was the Behind Bars punk/gay party in the squatted funeral parlour. We played with the Smears and Restarts, we drank too much vodka and we were covered in blood...
2008 Went on tour to South London dressed as Amy Winehouse (Screw looked best), went on tour to Spain and France dressed as monkies, made chaos, wrote songs about being drunk and how to avoid hamsters. Went to Berlin with 3 pots of glitter but no guitars (thanks Thought Assault!) Screw ended up on crutches and we made new hat fashion in Halle.
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