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About Me

"I couldn't love a man who commands me - any more than I could love one who lets himself be commanded by me." ~Voltaire~ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'm Sharron. I'm 34. I smoke too much. I drink too much. I like to get fucked up and dance in fields. I swear too much (but not coz i can't think of the fucking..err..the fucking WORD! ;op) I don't do one night stands, so don't fucking ask, alright? I hate shallow people. I can forgive, but i never forget. I love my friends and family. If you're nice to me i will be nice back, but i can be an utter cunt if you're not. Respect me i will respect you right back. I like people who make me think and can teach me things. This world, and the people in it, amaze and disgust me, but, luckily, not in equal measure. I've lived a life, but there's so much i want to do. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::CURRENT MOON lunar phases Myspace Contact Tables ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
tons of questions that show your in depth side!
basics
whats your name?: Sharron
what do people call you?: Sharron or Shaz.
where you named after anything?: A rose apparently. Altho i nearly got named after a packet of biscuits... :o..
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Daxalen
do people spell/say your name wrong?: Yes...it's 2 'R's!!
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: Stella (or Crack McNasty! :oD)
gender?: Female
birthday?: 25th October
age?: 34
age you act?: 12
age you want to be?: 34 is just fine ta.
height?: 5'5
eye color?: Blue
happy with it?: Yes, tho sometimes i wear brown contacts, that's nice as well. I'd love to have green eyes tho.
natural hair color?: Dark brown.
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: Usually dye it black, but might go red again...i miss my red hair.
righty or lefty?: Righty.
family?: Yes.
pets?: 2 1/2 cats.
peircings?: A few.
tatoos?: Few of those as well. Not enough of either yet tho.
love and stuff
single?: Nope
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: Mick
are you in love?: yes, very much so!
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: A couple.
do you believe in love at first sight?: Well it worked for me!
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: Sexually? I think so. Mentally? I know so.
do you want to get married?: Sometimes.
do you want to have kids?: Got 1.
how many?: Always wanted a few, but not any more.
do you believe in divorce?: Yes.
do you belive in true love?: Yes.
do you consider love a mistake?: It can be if they're fukt in the head!
turn-ons?: Mind, eyes, shoulders.
turns-offs?: Ignorance, shallowness, bad breath.
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: Eye of the beholder innit.
what is best about the opposite sex?: They're different to us.
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: They're different to us!
are you a virgin?: A what now?
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: No.
how far have you gone?: Miles.
how many people have you had sex with?: Bleedin' nosy ain'tcha?!
do other people consider you a slut?: Dunno, ask 'em!
right at this moment...
where are you?: At home.
what can you see out your window?: Sunshine.
are you listening to music?: Yes.
are you lonely or tired?: Hungover!
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: Slightly sketchy,otherwise hunky dory.
are you talking to anyone online? if so who?: Yes, on a forum.
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: No.
what are you wearing?: Strappy top, combat skirt, sandals.
what are you doing?: Filling this in, dur!
whats on your mousepad?: Don't have one.
friends
how many true friends do you have?: A couple.
are you a loner?: Sometimes.
who is your best friend?: Karen.
oldest?: Probably Woody.
newest?: Cheezi.
shyest?: My mates? Shy? *chokes on roll up*
loudest?: Sav.
smartest?: Karen.
ditziest?: Vicky.
funniest?: Karen.
who is the best listener?: Karen.
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: Either.
who do you wish you were closer to?: Woody, as in the same town! ;o)
who knows the most about you?: Karen or Vicky.
who knows the least about you?: Mal.
who do you trust the most?: Karen.
the least?: None of 'em. :op
who do you fight with the most?: Sav probably! (soz mukka, luvs ya really!)
who do you talk to online the most?: Dunno.
who do you talk to on the phone the most?: Fuck knows...all of 'em.
do you trust others easily?: Yes.
name one who's arms you feel safe in:: My boy's
who house were you at last?: Sav's.
who's your second family?: My mate's are my 2nd family.
who lives the farthest away?: Malley.(Now Karen!)
do you....
smoke?: Yep.
drink alcohol?: Yep.
do drugs?: Oh yes.
pray?: Oh no!
go to church?: Nope.
sleep with stuffed animals?: Do i fuck as like.
take walks in the rain?: Yes :oD
dance in the rain?: Yes! :oD
do any sports? if so which ones?: Nah.
sleep around?: Nope.
lie a lot?: No.
steal?: No.
gamble?: No.
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: Yes, lots!
slept with a stranger?: Yes.
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: Yessum.
screamed so much you lost your voice?: Ha, yes.
laughed so much it was painful?: Yes.
cried so much it was painful?: Yes.
gone skinny dipping?: Yup.
played strip poker?: Heh, yes, and lots of fun it was too ;op
had a medical emergency?: Yes.
ran away from home?: No.
done something extremely unexpected?: A few times.
slept outside?: Quite a few times.
been onstage?: Yes.
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: Being stuck in this fucking town.
what was your weirdest dream?: I have lots of weird dreams.
scariest dream?: Being throttled, then waking up to feel a weight lifting off me...freaky shit :o..
do you have a reccuring dream?: Yes.
what was your best dream?: The mucky ones ;op
what IS your dream?: To be content in whatever i'm doing.
do you live in the moment?: A lot of the time.
what you greatest stregth?: My mind.
whats your greatest weakness?: My heart.
do you have a motto you live by?: If you like it, do it. If you don't like it, try it, you might like it. (Pauline Calf, cheers! ;oD)
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: How to look a cunt in one easy lesson. ;op
do you have any bad habits?: Lots of 'em.
do you have any secrets?: A couple.
are you fake?: I don't think so.
what do you want to do in life?: See it out to the bitter end.
are you a daredevil?: hahaha, no, imma shitbag, but i'm working on it.
are you predictable?: Sometimes.
do you keep a journal/diary?: No.
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: I'd be better at managing my money.
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: Yes. I'm fucking ace. ;op
do you think your a good person?: Yes.
do you think your emotionally strong?: Sometimes.
do you regret anything?: A couple of things, but meh, i'm over it.
do you think life has been good so far?: Ebbs and flows mate.
what do you like most about you body?: My eyes.
least?: The scar on my stomach.
are you trust worthy?: Yes.
are you gullible?: Quite possibly! ;op
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My Interests

Drinkin,dancin,readin,me 'puter,partys,fezzies,more drinkin,me muckas,ma puddy cats,jibbin about(not necessarily in that order,'part from the drinkin!)........Dear AlcoholFirst & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, i feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m.Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends / girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door k ey into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm(pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.Thank you,Your biggest fanP.S.THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. British Constitution3. Passive-aggressive disorderTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more beer for me.3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.................... 6. I must be going home now, as I have work in the morning. 7. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street

I'd like to meet:


This guy Not this one tho ^^^^ .. ....

Music:

Anything except plastic pop bollox...Oh..and R&B...utter shite...Go to WWW.SLSKNET.ORG and download version 156C...the best music P2P i've found, they've got everything on there! PM me and i'll tell you my nic so you can have a good ol' rape of my tunes...free music is the way forward, ya knows it! ;oD
Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Movies:

Beyond The Barricades (top riot vid),filthy european porn

My Blog

MUPPET!!! LMFAO!!!

   
Posted by Crack McNasty on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

The perfect Present...

Knew it wouldn't be long! Didn't give him the oppurtunity to have a pop on MSN, when he re-added me the day after his new chick dumped him see, so he's back on MySpak, blogging away again, like his li...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

i Laugh As I count Humbugs...

Well, here it is, the update about me and my old man. (If anyone's interested! LOL) We met briefly on Friday, he came into the pub where i work (as i knew he would!) so i was kinda expecting him. Didn...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:22:00 PST

10 facts...

10 Facts about Russell Brand  1. Russell Brand's hair is made entirely of Ethiopia   2. Russell has a dinkle that is known in certain social circles as Magnus Boater. It has a pungent aroma ...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

HOW many?!?!?!

Visits to my page today?! Over 30 so far! LMFAO! Soon you'll beat your own personal record of 78! Go, stalkerboy GO! ...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:52:00 PST

OH MY GAWD!!

I've found my dad! Or rather, he found me!   I haven't seen him since he moved to the US when i was a kid. I've tried to trace him a few times over the years with no luck. Then i put a notice up ...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST

The TRUTH, the WHOLE TRUTH, and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.....

Yeaaaah!   Gotta get me some, gotta get me instant gratification. Gimme new kicks, won't you show me new tricks without the ramifications? Give it a try, don't be shy, well, you know you might li...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Ya gotta laugh....


Posted by Crack McNasty on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

Perspective....

I said goodbye to a very close,and much loved friend today...loved not just by me,but by the majority of people he came into contact with.He was truly a beautiful person,and there's precious few of th...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

Bestival!

Bestival, Isle Of Wight, 8-10th Sept 2006 Captain Caaaaaavemaaaaaan! The Fall. Fancy Dress Parade,Saturday. (^^Jay's land Rover...the rattliest ride EVER!) 'No point mentioning the b...
Posted by Crack McNasty on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:55:00 PST