Precious

I am a small, fat, green, female budgerigar who currently lives in Bristol. I have an extremely jaded and embittered outlook for such a cute fluffy little bird. I hate all humans, and all males (of any species!) As I mentioned before I am a bit obese, due to all seeds I shove down my throat. My mum Rosie refers to me as 'The Sludgie,' because I am like a cross between a slug and a budgie. This year I was given the gift of a new boyfriend/brother, Kes, but I hate him too because he tries to muscle in on my supply of seeds. The little cunt. I hate him. I often try to fight with and attack him. Sometimes I try to mate with him too. And sometimes both at the same time. Below are some baby budgies that are MUCH cuter than me!