I'd like to meet:
Myself, from someone else's perspective.
Music:
Your band.
Movies:
That one movie. You know, about that guy, and he's gotta do that thing?
Television:
Pretty much just pay-per-view porn.
Books:
Books? Wait...I've heard of those.
Heroes:
Mr. Rogers, Alf, Carson Daly, Willy Wonka, George Washington, the Devil, Mr. T, Ron Jeremy, Monica Lewinski, Ghandi, Jeffrey Dahmer, Shaft, Mr. Clean, Rick James, Pee-Wee Herman, the guy who invented the toaster, and James mothafuckin' Schmitz! To name a few.