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Alec

All binge and no purge

About Me

I am an actor. I dance and I sing loudly, drunkenly, and usually naked.I am an artist. I am proficient and elegant with most medias. I fear oil paint like a terrorist threat.I am a musician. I am fluent in more instuments than you, and I can probably play them all better than you can.The new trailer for the movie!!!!!!Coming out January 2007, starring me!My best friendsMe and Antonio's Granny: Perogie Lessons:
Sawing:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would also like to meet Amy and David Sedaris, Nina Hagen, Diamanda Galas and Pete Burns. I will not add you unless you first send me a message, AND unless you play cello, I probably hate your band, so don't bother.

Music:

Anything fun to sing or dance to.

Movies:

most.

Television:

HGTV, Food Network, STYLE Network, Fine Living, History Channel, CSI, Law & Order SVU.

Books:

David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman, Truman Capote, others to follow. I just learned to read last week.

My Blog

short but sweet

I wrote a really long entry, but I erased it. I have decided to just say that I feel alone and depressed. The end.
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

Even after all these years.

Last night was Beth's last night on the town, here in sunny Florida.  We went out to this new industrial night in Spring Hill called "Saints and Sinners" and had a blast.  I am trying to con...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

memoir: exersize .1

I have decided to write a memoir, as I am an exceptional story teller.  I am trying to develop my writing style, and in doing so, my sister has helped me with the following exersize.  T...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:56:00 PST

Heart

I wish I could play in the snow in Maryland with my loved ones! A milestone event.  As of Valentine's Day, I have lived in Florida for over a year.  I now inventory college, a full-time job ...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

Nipples!

I got my nipples pierced, an I celebrate one month with Antonio today!!  He's a really great guy and I am so blessed and fortunate to have him in my life in ANY capacity, let alone be my boy.&nbs...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:41:00 PST

Lesbians: Why I Miss Antonio

I helped these two old ladies today at the hospital, one was going to get a bronchoscopy, she looked kind of like TV chef "Paula Dean", her name was Hannah Lee, and she had a slow southern accent.&nbs...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:48:00 PST

THE GREATEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

My mother is going in for surgery this Friday, we don't know the length of the recovery until we know exactly what's going on inside of her knee. It could be 3 weeks or it could be 3 months. So, for m...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Prince Charming, and other lies.....

Disney is lucky that he's dead, otherwise, I would be in a clock tower, waiting. What is the point of children's stories, cartoons of these men with blonde bobs on white horses. I am hopeful, I am a l...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Grocery Department, My Oubliette

I applied for the Supplement Buyer position today, I didn't get it. The Team Leader is a good friend of mine, and that won't change, I told her in the beginning that I knew she had to make the right ...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Getting Kicked out of Bars: does my mascara offend?

FAT RAVEN by Alec Standing angrily, in frustration, trying to reach a friend, drunken out of concentration, she vomits to no end, into a black sack guarded, by a fat girl behind a door, I sta...
Posted by The Amazing Alec on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST