ABOUT BENDER
Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium I was later attended Bending State college where i majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. I'm became a legend for my pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill myself when I found out they were for suicide booths. I was saved by Fry (my best buddy) and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express. My other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly I needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or I will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to my head make sing like a folk singer.
my first blog, whoo hooo! Have a look, losers!
oh, yeah baby!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bender Bending Rodriquez
Birthday:
Birthplace:
Current Location: New New York
Eye Color: yellow
Hair Color: none if I'm human... blonde!
Height: tall than Fry
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Robannukah, Robamadan and, Robanzaa
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: magnets
Your Fears: magnets and can-opener
Your Perfect Pizza: none
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: being lazy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "bite my shiny metal ass"
Thoughts First Waking Up: being lazy, drinks beer and insults to workers
Your Best Physical Feature: rest on the sofa
Your Bedtime: anytime, if i'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: don't have it
Pepsi or Coke: who cares.. i prefer beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: arrghh..
Single or Group Dates: swinger
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever
Chocolate or Vanilla: whatever
Cappuccino or Coffee: whatever
Do you Smoke: yeah!
Do you Swear: oh, yeah!
Do you Sing: no.. (oh damn)
Do you Shower Daily: only Robot wash
Have you Been in Love: heaps..
Do you want to go to College: I did before.
Do you want to get Married: no way
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, I only believe in me.. Bender!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no..
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, I'm attractive
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: both are dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: ohhhhhhhhh yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: for 364 days!
In the past month have you Smoked: for 364 days!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sometimes, only electricity
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sometimes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: none
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: none
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: none
In the past month have you been on Stage: let me think..
In the past month have you been Dumped: crap!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: for 364 days
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: not really..I have many insults to my workers..
Ever been Beaten up: once.. by Robot Devil
Ever Shoplifted: many times
How do you want to Die: try to going suicide booth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: whatever
What country would you most like to Visit: Chapek IX
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