Yep, I have a ton of pals on my friends list, and there's a reason for that. Nope, I'm not a myspace whore...but I like meeting new people and and all that sort of thing, and between my radio stuff and goofiness on here, I've got a bit of a comedic following. I'm an unofficial myspace keyboard comedian (read my blogs and surveys and that'll make sense...you want funny, I'll give ya funny), a college professor/radio dork-or as I like to call it, a kawlig perfeser- from Michigan, DJ on and Program Director of WSGR 91.3 FM, which I humbly view as the most improved station on radio for one reason...because IT IS...I've also done a fair amount on time on local TV, which may happen again...who knows. Either way, apparently not being camera shy and having a quick wit occasionally DOES come in handy.
I spend a LOT of time in Toronto, because it's so damned much cooler than almost anywhere in Michigan, and has the culture, fun, diversity, and excitement this God-forsaken state lacks. Otherwise, I try to tolerate Port Huron and try to get to the few cool areas of Michigan as often as possible.
I have wierd but good freinds and have had a few really poor ones, along with some disappointing ones. All in all, I'd like more of the good ones. Aside from the radio and teaching thing, I also sell crap to suckers on eBay (and allow me to say thank god for suckers who'll pay a fortune for crap) 5'11, 185 pounds....smarter than most, funnier than almost anyone ( I can usually make people shoot milk out their nose even when they aren't drinking milk)....I live in a 100+ year old Victorian house in Port Huron that I spent most of the past summer painting and it's STILL not finished, but, on the plus side, I somehow managed to avoid falling off of any ladders ...love all kinds of music, especially punk (think the Ramones, Social Distortion, Vandals, etc), and old blues, travel, laughing, conversation, a good drink,strong coffee, hot chicks with brains and a sense of humor to match mine, and finding new fun and cool stuff to do.
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Name: Mark, or, if you prefer, Smackdaddy Coolness.
Birthday: April 14
Birthplace: A very nearby Canadian city.
Current Location: Port (Eeecckkk) Huron, MI
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: both, I am equally talented or equally useless with either hand.
Your Heritage: German, Czech, Polish with a smidgen of chipmunk thrown in for cuteness sake
The Shoes You Wore Today: something I fashioned myself from the pelts of kittens I found in the yard
Your Weakness: pretty girls with a geeky overtone who have brains and a sense of humor
Your Fears: living a life of mediocrity, being alone forever, dying alone and forgotten in a puddle of my own filth behind the baseboard of a cheap motel room
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, italian sausage, onions, pepperoni, and dwarf hamsters
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tons of them, but I'll settle for international fame, getting the rest of my house cleaned AND painted, and a mega millions win
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is it REALLY that damned hard to spell "you"?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "damned it, it happened again"
Your Best Physical Feature: hell if I know....pick one and enjoy it, they're all pretty damned good
Your Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep from boredom
Your Most Missed Memory: having a home (by the way, how do you miss a memory? If you have the memory, you can't miss it, you still have it...and if you lose the memory, you wouldn't know what it is you've forgotten, so missing it would be impossible)
Pepsi or Coke: neither, diet dew, aka "Elixir of the Caffiene Gods"
MacDonalds or Burger King: I try to avoid eating at either, even though the meat has recently been approved for use on humans.
Single or Group Dates: Long as there's a chick with ME, I'm good. Though I prefer it just be me and de' woman.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether, I refuse to support the Imperialist Tea Pigs.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like's my ice cream like I likes ma wimmens...chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, with lots nerve wracking caffeine goodness.
Do you Smoke: smoking is for children...I BURN
Do you Swear: like an angry pirate after mistaking a glass of urine for rum
Do you Sing: only in private; I find most people dislike vocal stylings that remind them of the sound of someone beating a newborn baby with a live cat
Do you Shower Daily: Nope, a prototype for a new human life form, dirt and foul smells do not adhere to my body.
Have you Been in Love: Yep, great thing that love stuff. I dig it.
Do you want to go to College: more? sure, it'd be even better if I'd learn something instead of just sitting through a class in order to gain a credit.
Do you want to get Married: I wouldn't be against it. I see myself and my beautiful bride in black vinyl gimp suits, while our attendants are wearing nothing but diapers and bright red ball gags. The pastor, of course, would be dressed as a ballerina with a Viking helmet. Rather than traditional vows, we’d answer “you betcha!†to the following questions: Are you sure you’re cool with this being the only bitch you nail ‘til death do you part as long as she continues to swallow (to me) and “are you sure you wanna be deep dicked by only this motherfucker for the rest of your life too, damned it?†(to her). Then, after the fried rice is thrown, we’d slip into something more comfy, I’m thinking pajamas with little fish and cat o nine tails printed all over them, and head to the reception in a chariot pulled by slaves.
Do you belive in yourself: yes, although I am a figment of others imaginations
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, not unless I move. Oh shit, Buster, get my pills.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me in a heartbeat even though I know just how vigorous a workout that'd be.
Are you a Health Freak: no, but I'm becoming more of a "health acquantiance"
Do you get along with your Parents: quite well, although I got along even better with them before they were dead.
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure, as long as tree branches aren't falling on me.
Do you play an Instrument: nope, but I own a cool bass I have no idea how to play
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Like a nun on a four-day vacation away from God's eyes
In the past month have you Smoked: it was more of a smolder
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, can't say that I have.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep, and with a pretty cool chick, too.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I wne to the movies there, otherwise I try to avoid the place like boy scouts try to avoid preists.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: thank god, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I did pluck the meat from a roasted chicken corpse.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, nor have I been under a stage either.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, though my cat was pissed at me the other day.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but I saw someone fat dip, and it frightened me on many levels
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just hearts and hub caps, baby.
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes. Though I'm kinda off the boozing lately...it's gotten boring.
Ever been called a Tease: Back when I was working in Thailand as an underaged prostitute servicing wealthy American politicians and businessmen it happened all the time.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, my pimp was monster back then.
Ever Shoplifted: Other than eating a random grape, nope.
How do you want to Die: spontaneous human combustion would be unique
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy. Or shorter.
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they HAVE eyes, that's cool.....I can disappear into anything with beauty behind it....But I could never date a girl whose eyes were plucked out by a crow. That'd be creepy.
Favourite Hair Color: depends entirely who is wearing the hair
Short or Long Hair: See above
Height: tall....short, in between, who cares? Beauty is beauty.
Weight: I prefer those who run towards the more slender side of the scale, but-as mentioned above-it all depends on who is wearing the weight
Best Clothing Style: In public...dressed. Undressed alone, when appropriate. E$ssentially, whatever flatters the appearance and body-type......in other words, when the seams of tiny clothes are screaming in agony from being pasted on a large body, I find it unappealling.
Number of Drugs I have taken: whatever I'm perscribed...otherwise, only 1 "illicit" drug, I'm screwy enough without falling to the crack whore level
Number of CDs I own: too many to count...well, you could count them, it'd just take a long time, more than such trivial information is worth.
Number of Piercings: none, I was born with a satisifactory number of holes
Number of Tattoos: none as of now. I've been marginally tempted, but I hesitate to "brand" myself permanently in pursuit of fitting a trend, and I always picture those old men with the "big blackish-purple blob" on their arm who swear to god that thing is a mermaid and not a Rorschach Ink Blot Test character......
Number of things in my Past I Regret: let's see...either zero (the "cool" answer) or take the number of days I've been alive and multiply them by 1.432895, since each day, no matter how good, could have been better.
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20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
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