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This Episode is CRA 44Join DC for his most "offensive" show to date, as he delivers a special message of offense to liberals, Islamos, and to the judgmental humorless tight asses among us. He will also discuss Hillary's Bosnian lie, and Obama's appearance on the View. DC will be joined by special guests actor/comedian Ron Lester, and authors of Seventh Psalm, Johnathan Schumacher and Bruce Smith.(Duration: 90 minutes)
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CRA VIDEOS:
Was Osama Bin Laden Right?An Ode To Obama SupportersImagine There's No LiberalsYou can find even more CRA Videos at my YouTube site:
http://www.youtube.com/DCCRAChimpsy's Real American also Features the insane music of Reese Haynes and The liberal Face Smackers...CHIMPSY'S REAL AMERICAN CONTRIBITORS:
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Click HERE for more details about the CRA Advisers.Chimpsy's Real American airs Wednesdays & Saturdays at 8PM & 11PM EST!...with ARCHIVED shows airing Tuesdays & Wednesdays 2AM to 8AM EST!Check out Chimpsy Radio on the web at chimpsyradio.com ...Also join the Chimpsy Radio Group ...or CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO CHIMPSY RADIO NOWI am on MySpace Instant Messenger, my Screen Name is: davidcholesterol I will interact with listeners during most Premiere days of each show!DC is also available for voice over work.... contact [email protected] for details!

My Interests

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NOW PLAYING (Exclusively on Chimpsy Radio):CRA 45Running Time: 90 minutes
SHOW DESCRIPTION:

Join DC as he discusses the Pennsylvania Primary, Obama's "bitter" comment, the typical makeup of Obama voters, and buying MySpace friends as pets! He will also be joined by retired U.S. Air Force Colonel, and author Michael Angley , who had a distinguished 25 year career as a Special Agent with the Air Force Office of Special Investigations (OSI).And much much more... Be there or be square! We respect your feedback...
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CRA 45 Poll:
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CRA's Listener of the Year: Hazel
COMING SOON:Episode 46 will Premier Saturday May the 10!
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ARCHIVED SHOWS:You can also listen to my archived shows Tuesdays & Fridays 2AM to 8AM!
"THE BEST OF SEASON ONE" IS NOW AVAILABLE ON CD: The Best of Season One is a compilation of almost 6 hours of CRA material from all 20 episodes, including many exclusive interviews, comedy bits and skits, wacky phone calls, and ALL 20 "Liberal Blanket Statement" segments!It is only $10, this INCLUDES shipping costs!You can pay through PayPal by clicking the "Pay Now" button below (please be sure to include your shipping and contact info with your order):
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I'd like to meet:

Rush, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter & Michael Savage... and yes I "will" occasionally "quote" these guys! For "I am" a fan of these guys! .... and it'll be ok.... because I believe my show, Chimpsy's Real American , with my unique personality and edgy comedic template, will prove to be a total "original" experience! Love it or Hate it... you decide! BE IN DC'S TOP 40.... For the Listeners who interact the most with the show! (updated every show) ...and please DO NOT take offense if you are removed from the top 40, it is updated each show and is NEVER permanent!

Music:

The Liberal Face SmackersTHE "NEW" LIBERAL FACE SMACKERS CD IS NOW AVAILABLE!
FEATURING:
The Liberal Face Smackers
Liberals Talking Crazy Now
Ayatollah
The Conpiracy Idiot 1
Bushbot
Border of Mexico
Liberals Move Away From Here
The Conspiracy Idiot 2
The Gay Agenda
The Looney Left
Useless
Liberal Loops
LFS Gonna Smack Your FaceAnd much much more...ONLY $8 (this INCLUDES s/h)Click "Buy Now" to pay through Paypal!If you wish to pay by Money Order contact Reese at the The Liberal Face Smackers Profile for further details...THE BAND:
Reese Haynes: Drums, Bass, Guitars, Keys, Vocals. Acid Loops.
DC: Vocals, Acoustic Guitar

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, 300, The World Trade Center, Superman Returns, United 93, Narnia, Star Wars, The Godfather series, Miracle, The Passion...etcLIBERAL HOLLYWOOD AGENDA DRIVEN MOVIES I HATE:Blood Diamond, An Inconvenient Truth, Fahrenheit 9/11, Loose Change, Brokeback Mountain, Pleasantville, Syriana, Dead Poets Society, V for Vendetta, Transamerican, Munich, The Day After Tomorrow, Runaway Jury, etc...

Television:

Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, The Office, 24, Top Chef, The 1/2 Hour News Hour, Iron Chef America, The O'Reilly Factor, Hannity and Colmes, King of Queens, The Shield, NBA Basketball, Monday Night Football...

Heroes:

LINKS:Audio & Video:Blogs:Music:Sites & Profiles:

Don't get mad at me.... this is how I scored on this stupid poll!

Your Political Profile

Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

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My Blog

The New Face of Paul

The New Face of PaulUPDATE: This was a quick one folks... Paul deleted the failed mock profile only 16 minutes after this blog was posted! Thanks to all of the REAL cheerleaders and friends for helpin...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

CHIMPSYS REAL AMERICAN 45 (podcast)

CHIMPSY'S REAL AMERICAN 45 (podcast)Originally aired on April the 23rd at 8PM EST on Chimpsy Radio.Duration: 90 minutes Powered by Podbean.com Description: Join...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:42:00 PST

What Nerve! As The Liberals Continue To Call Us Racists!

What Nerve! As The Liberals Continue To Call Us Racists!Hey all! I wanted to get a blog out before I leave for the weekend to celebrate my 4th Anniversary with Mrs C, and before the World Premie...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:13:00 PST

CHIMPSYS REAL AMERICAN 44: Do I Offend You? (podcast)

CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN 44: Do I Offend You? (podcast)And if you haven’t already, also check outMr. L’s Tavern 15 PodcastOriginal airing: Wednesday April the 2nd 2008Duration: 90 min...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:10:00 PST

Answer Now. Get A $500 Gift Card!

Answer Now. Get A $500 Gift Card!The following is a recent screenshot of my MySpace home page.... Please raise your hand if you’re as weary as I am of seeing the constant barrage of ads promot...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:21:00 PST

CHIMPSYS REAL AMERICAN 43 (podcast)

CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN 43 (podcast)Original airing: Saturday March 15th 8PM ESTDuration: 90 minutes Powered by Podbean.com Join DC as he rattles off Barack "Hus...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

An Ode to Obama Supporters (the video)

An Ode to Obama Supporters (the video)3/8/08 Update:The video is back up on YouTube! Maybe the Obama Koolade drinkers at YouTube decided to lighten the fuck up! Who knows?The following is my Pink Floy...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST

An Unexpected Birthday Gift From Mom

An Unexpected Birthday Gift From MomAfter reading my good friend Los' simple, but touching, dedication blog to his mom who had passed, it had me thinking about my own mom who had passed away almost 5 ...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:50:00 PST

Sometimes You Just Have To Take Liberals To School

Sometimes You Just Have To Take Liberals To SchoolSince the public schools are failing so badly, sometimes liberals come to me (and I did say "come to me") for an education. And sometimes I gladly obl...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST

CHIMPSYS REAL AMERICAN 42 (podcast)

CHIMPSY'S REAL AMERICAN 42 (podcast)Original airing: Wednesday February the 27th 8PM EST Powered by Podbean.com SHOW DESCRIPTION: Join DC as he discusses ...
Posted by DC - Host of CRA Radio on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST