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Morningkill

Every day gives me a new reason to hate you.

About Me

You don't want to know about me. I mean, even if you did want to know, if I were to tell you anything worth telling, I'd have to kill you.
...what?
Okay, maybe I wouldn't kill you.
But I'd certainly knock you unconscious, tie you up, drag you out to the desert, slice off your eyelids and leave you out in the sun. And you'd have it coming, you nosy, intrusive fuck.

My Interests

Video games, anime, movies, reading, writing, acting, cats, TV on DVD, all things Star Wars, science fiction, fantasy, RPGs in all forms, Opie & Anthony, Ron and Fez, XM Satellite Radio, figurines, sending others into a frothing rage.

I'd like to meet:

Hitler and Jesus. I'd like to get those two kooky kids together for the Pay Per View bout of the CENTURY!

You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Superman 85% Green Lantern 75% Robin 67% Hulk 60% Catwoman 55% The Flash 55% Wonder Woman 52% Supergirl 52% Batman 45% Iron Man 45% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Moxy Fruvous, Weird Al Yankovic, Stephen Lynch, Arctic Monkeys, Panic! at the Disco, The Raconteurs, The Killers, The Pillows, Tenacious D, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Richard Cheese, Dr. Demento, Mr. Bungle, Jane's Addiction, The Cure, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, U2, Scofflaws, The Gaskets, Alice in Chains, Disturbed, Faith No More, Mono Puff

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Serenity, Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Orgazmo, Fifth Element, Godzilla movies, horror B-movies, horror C-movies, horror Z-movies, Aliens series, the Shining, Godzilla movies, 13th Floor, Being John Malkovich, AI, Event Horizon, Mystery Men, Truman Show, Pump Up the Volume, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, the Village, Signs, Jaws, Godfather 1 & 2, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Cry-Baby, A Dirty Shame, Hairspray, Zoolander, Josie & the Pussycats...you get the idea. I'm a huge movie buff; a film really has to work hard to get me to not like it. However, those named above are the ones I'll watch over and over and over.

Television:

Most of what's on television these days is complete dogshit. However, if you sift through the manure pile, you'll find a couple of gold nuggets - those being: Heroes, Chuck, Doctor Who, Sarah Connor Chronicles, LOST, Battlestar Galactica, South Park, Smallville, Drawn Together, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, 12 oz. Mouse, Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frisky Dingo, and just about any weekly show that HBO or Showtime runs.
As far as all-time television favorites go, the list is a tad longer: Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Wonderfalls, Titus, Freaks and Geeks, Freakylinks, The Tick, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Transformers, Thundercats, Carnivale, Dead Like Me, Sealab 2021, Turkey Television, Liquid Television, Idiot Box, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Dangermouse, Duckula...I could go on all day, but I really don't like you that much.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Song of Ice and Fire, Sword of Truth, Dark Tower Series, Chronicles of Amber Series, Deathgate Cycle, anything by Stephen King, Star Wars: New Jedi Order series, biographies, books by comedians. I also like reading novelizations of movies, preferably before the film's release.

My Blog

I been tagged...

And if you're reading this,  you now likely have too!Rules!The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of thei...
Posted by Morningkill on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

When I die, the world will write a massive haiku

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Morningkill on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:47:00 PST