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About Me

Father of the most beautiful baby girl on earth. I'm married to the most amazing woman i've ever met. Not really interested in your bullshit. Constantly in pain, physical or mental. Stick my neckpiece out for people i care about. bad credit rating. learning to speak italian. home owner. i have a makeshift studio that sounds fucking great. i stutter when i don't get enough sleep. i say beverage. sometimes i say pop. i rarely say soda. i demand too much of myself. sometimes i demand too much of other people. i have a beard. i'm a pervert. what the hell am i doing here. i enjoy peanut butter. i wear boxer briefs. i'm allergic to dust and dust mites. i carry two separate key rings. i have a military chow set in my glove box. i'm financially irresponsible. i wear new balance. i'm a wolverines fan but i live in ohio. sarastic. random. fat.
"There were these two bulls, sittin on top of a hill overlooking a herd of cows.
The younger bull says to the older bull 'hey papa, let's run down there and fuck one of those cows.'
The old bull says 'No, no, son...let's WALK down there...and fuck em all'" - Hodges (Colors)
p.s. aim=sweatsmurphy
You are Iron Man Iron Man 90% Green Lantern 75% Superman 70% Hulk 65% Batman 55% Spider-Man 50% The Flash 50% Robin 15% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

My Interests

MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER

I'd like to meet:

Nas

Noam Chomsky

Music:

shit that gets all hype then everything goes quiet and the listener wonders if there is a purpose to music at all...no matter the genre

Movies:

Anything from softcore to hardcore porn.

Television:

Shows, programs, ya know...broadcasts.

Books:

TOM CLANCY AND ALL THAT OTHER "I BEAT OFF TO WAR COVERAGE ON FOX NEWS" SHIT.

Heroes:

Jesus n shit

My Blog

i always thought soy milk would taste like sand water

it's actually very good.rice milk is tasty as well
Posted by Kenneth (HMU) on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:52:00 PST

to everyone who wished me a happy birthday

thank you...there were too many of you for me to go and thank you all individually. it's late and my truck decided to wish me a happy birthday by breaking down ;) tomorrow is the first day of th...
Posted by Kenneth (HMU) on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

PICTURE US MARRIED, GIRL YOU AND ME

Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigoloIt was difficult for me to find a chick I want This ain't no sucka for love shitThis ain't no Huxtable kisses and hug shit, first night we fuck shitAnd don't...
Posted by Kenneth (HMU) on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

extreme makeover blog edition

i like this better, little more alive in here...gotta keep the spinners or i'll never be a rap star. went to a mud hens game last night and had the 2nd best nachos i've ever had. shared em with ...
Posted by Kenneth (HMU) on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

i just watched v for vendetta

i liked how hollywood didnt put a sappy love story in there. i also liked the remarkably realistic view of the emminent police state in the world. and there were some pretty sick&nbs...
Posted by Kenneth (HMU) on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:31:00 PST

ken wehavingbabyeetsagurl

who was that? oh that was ken, he's having a baby...it's a girl. that's right, gia and i are having a baby girl. :)
Posted by Kenneth (HMU) on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST