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About Me

i like to eat birds and cows. i share my computer chair with my giant cat, todd. i like bats. i play guitar hero in my underwear. my cell phone is almost always dead. darth vader is my homeboy. beer is good. my boyfriend and i were made for each other. it's true. i'm so simple. i like to be outside. i like to eat things plain. i don''t lie....ever. i give money to disabled vets, every time. if you're a bad person, i'm going to tell you why. i'm not impressed with things that money can buy, i'm impressed with what people can do for other people, just because they can. if you're a good person and other people have a problem with that, it's because they have a problem with themselves. it's not your job to fix it.
the saying should not be: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. it should be: be nice to other people you fucking asshole.
here's things that piss me off:
when people label their pictures as "soandso and i" it's not "and i" it's "AND ME" you asshole. AND ME. here's how you can tell the difference. would you ever, in real life, say: "this is a picture of I"? NO YOU WOULDN'T, UNLESS YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED. you can say: "soandso and I are going to the store" because you can SAY "I AM GOING TO THE STORE." but you cannot* say "would you like to come to the store with soandso and i?" because you CANNOT* say "would you like to come to the store with I?"
people who do not go the fucking speed limit or even go anywhere NEAR the fucking speed limit. DON'T YOU GET IT? IT'S A FUCKING RACE. IF IT WASN'T A FUCKING RACE WE WOULDN'T ALL BE IN CARS! WE JUST WOULDN'T!
people who call a business and when the operator answers they say "YEA can i talk to whatshisfuck, please" "YEEEA customer service please" "YEEEEEAAAH manager please" either STOP saying YEA or stop saying PLEASE. please, indicates that you are trying to be polite, when obviously you ARE NOT, because starting out the sentence with YEA is RUDE as hell.
people who want to argue with a cashier over a few fucking cents. IF yOU HAVE TO THROW A GOD DAMN FIT OVER ANYTHING UNDER FIVE DOLLARS YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING BUYING WHATEVER YOU'RE FUCKING BUYING. PERIOD.
jumping through hoops on myspace to give someone a comment, or pic comment, or updating my profile or for any reason at all. i'm not a fucking dolphin.
your face
* cannot is ONE WORD.

My Interests

serial killers
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ninjas
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zombies
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truth
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beer
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gore
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space exploration
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art
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animals

I'd like to meet:

people who are in life just to live it, not people who want everything. it's about what you do, not what you have. it's about who you help, not who you know. it's about how you live, not how you pretend to be. it's about where you are, not where you've been. the past is always the past. you can always make today the day that you decide to live right. you don't need things. think about death often. it's going to happen and it makes you a better person.

Music:

i
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heart
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music

Movies:

hot fuzz
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goodfellas
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reno911!
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baseketball
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american psycho
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CB4
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the witches
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star wars
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Television:

reno911!
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rob & big
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the soup
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simspons
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family guy
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robot chicken
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court TV
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My Blog

my theory holds firm

hunny and i find an adventure every weekend and today we decided to head out to cabella's. i've never been there before, but it's a lovely store of death. you can see a lot of north american creatur...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:13:00 PST

get over it

it's been almost a month since my last blog, if you can even call it that. i mean...it was from the wii in the living room which was lagged to all fuck and point and click with the letters.anyway, no...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

suckas!

i'm blogging in my livingroom on our new wii!you are SO fucking jealous
Posted by Darth Kelly on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:18:00 PST

it’s the pedal on the right

something is seriously wrong in michigan. it's as though people are saying: "it's november, there must be oodles of snow on the ground. i can't see it, but it must be there. i'm going to not only d...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:41:00 PST

crunchin’ leaves & postin photos

i was up at the gym that i go to for school on thursday morning. it's not a very big place, well it is big, but most of the space is used for tennis, the room where the cardio machines are is quite s...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:13:00 PST

MN weekend

has been great. got to see a LOT of family that i ordinarily don't. weddings are great for that. i got to spend a lot of time with my bro and sis. yay! i had fun with fri...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

sunday sunday sunday!

i am sick today. i went to work for three hours and couldn't stay there. i was cranky and swearing up a storm. i couldn't help it. there's an ornery rock in my brain calling all of the shots.so i ...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:02:00 PST

here’s today

hot as all fuck. woke up early, cleaned a bit, headed to the gym. i got a quick workout, but went all in and now i am typing with spaghetti arms. i dig it. the hookers are in full effect out on mi...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

GROWL

holy fucking sunday fucking driver fucking sunday. i haven't seen so much lollygagging on the god damned road since...well...ever. what's the speed limit? who fucking cares? we'll just do 15! EVE...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST

huzzah!

so, i got a new computer today. i've been running on crappy systems for oooh, about forever. the latest fiasco of freezing and restarting just got to be a little TOO old.i went to a store that i hat...
Posted by Darth Kelly on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:33:00 PST