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Jonathan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



GO TO MY RETARDED & USELESS WEBPAGE....OR DON'T!

CHECK OUT MY MORONIC CREATIONS....OR DON'T!
LIVE FREE OR DIE....OR DON'T!

My Interests

Libertarianism, History, video cameras & how to use them, Star Trek, old cheesey movies, Buddhism, hockey, ytmnd.com, Stuff n' Junk n' Things, and various other mischief on the internets.

I'd like to meet:

YOU (but not you over there) AIM - OtterVomitRaRaRa (now with actual online time!)Tool around with me on FaceBook!

Music:

Philip Glass, Worm Quartet, William Shatner, Richard Wagner, John Adams, Beethoven, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Debussy, Brahms, Sarah Brightman, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Alanis Morissette, Anthrax, Danzig, Misfits (original), Enigma

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Koyaanisqatsi, Clerks 1 & 2, Little Miss Sunshine, V For Vendetta, The Toxic Avenger, The Circus of Dr. Loa, Bad Santa, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Shawshank Redemption, Slapshot, Clockwork Orange, Rocky Movies, Soylent Green, They Live, 12 Angry Men, Army of Darkness, Conan the Barbarian, Office Space, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Tarintino flicks, the animated Batman movies & the new Christian Bale Batman films, some of the Star Wars movies, Star Trek (although most of the Next Generation movies really sucked), 20 Minutes Into the Future, Dr. Strangelove, Running With Scissors, The Weatherman, The Tenth Level, The World's Fastest Indian, The Abyss, The Mist

Television:

Star Trek (The original please), Futurama, Knight Rider, A-Team, Brisco County Jr, My Name Is Earl, Boston Legal, Max Headroom, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, Golden Girls, History Channel, Adult Swim, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place

Books:

If comic books count, then anything by Alan Moore or Frank Miller. More traditional books include Blink, The Man Who Folded Himself, The Pali Canon, A Wrinkle in Time, I am Legend (don't see the crappy movie), All You Zombies, anything by Robert Heinlin, David Gerrold, Harlan Ellison, Samuel Clemens

Heroes:

Buddha, My father, Ghandi, Thomas Jefferson, Nikola Tesla, William Shatner, Emperor Norton I: Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, Orson Welles, Ron Fricke, Mark Messier, D.C. Fontana, Rod Serling, Stanislav Petrov, Burt Munro, Harry Browne, Michael Badnarik



My Blog

Theres a nuclear bomb in my backyard!

On this very day in 1958, Strategic Air Command's B-47 No. 876 hurtled into the air from the runway at Hunter Air Force Base at Savannah around 4:34 p.m and was headed off on a highly classified fligh...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

Of all the ways I am diminishing...

Getting fat isn't so bad....A shrinking sex drive is strangely liberating...Deteriorating social skills compliment my penchant for extreme privacy quite nicely...Then there is my cognitive reasoning. ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST

We Choose To Go To The Moon

Sometimes -and by sometimes I mean bi-daily- I will burst into a bar, down a gallon of Vodka, and proceed to pound my fist upon the unforgiving mahogany bartop while screaming "WHY HAVEN'T THEY LANDED...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST

War Were Declared!

Over the last 100 years society has seen what I have no doubt will be remembered as a renaissance period. The 20th century came in with people riding on horseback and lighting their houses with candl...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST

The Royal & Ancient Rabbit

There aren't many interesting characters in the game of golf. The game simply just doesn't lend itself to very many eccentric people. Its a quiet, methodical game played by guys who discuss stocks a...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

The Danger of De-Humanizing Evil

Ever since I was young, I've always been fascinated by the "bad guys" that were displayed in the cartoons and movies I would watch. I suspect most people have had this fascination as well. After all...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Michael Larson: Pressing His Luck the Smart Way

Any child of the 80's will remember the amusing little game show titled Press Your Luck, which was distinguished by its big flashing board to the left and contestants mindlessly rambling "COME ON BIG ...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST

Stanislav Petrov: The Man Who Saved the World

Few history books will ever mention the name Stanislav Petrov, but they should. It can be argued that we are alive today thanks to him. This is a man who would have been described by the average Ame...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

The World Rejoice!

HAPPY SHATNER DAY!!76 years ago today, mankind achieved evolutionary perfection and the world would be changed forever!  William Tiberius Shatner! ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

*salutes the Emperor*

BAD BLOGGER, BAD!Somehow I let last week pass without recognizing the anniversary of the death of Joshua Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States! As punishment I will taser myself unt...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST