I like dvd’s, seeing people fall over, great food and old people who cycle bikes. I’m very not fond of stickers, people who beep their horns unnecessarily, the three minutes that it takes to actually leave the bed and dirty finger nails. Me and my best friend have a habit of getting over excited about choosing things, like what desserts we can get or what colour tights to wear. I love a bit a messin'. I can’t dance, but I like to these days. Me and my brother once stayed on the piss for 68 hours. It was amazing. I love drinking pints and playing pool, I'm pretty good for a girl. For my birthday this year we spent the entire day dressed in giant babygrows drinking bottles of champagne, eating sushi and watching grey's anatomy in bed. It was perfect. I had my birthday party in my parents house the week before, it started at 3pm and there was a bouncing castle. Seeing my parents not able to bounce on it because they were laughing too hard was my favourite moment this year. I don't like that people aren't surprised by how young i am anymore. I love nerds, old style not new age trendy ones. I want my face to be infallibly carved with laughter lines when i'm old and grey, as a record of the deadly buzz i've had in life.
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