About Me
i am bobby chrome. thats not my real name, i make things for people who want them, i hate the taste of tomatoes, i've touched every member of s club 7, i'm selfish, i do a good gollum impression, i like some songs, my brother had dinner with miss dynamite, i hate when people say they're afraid of midgets or clowns, my cousin has 11 fingerprints, i've had my willy in a seven year olds mouth, when i was 6. i like will young, i hate U2, i have been mistaken for a girl 5 times in my life, twice in the last year. i dance, i wet the bed till i was 12, i gave ice cube a hurley, my cousin's gardener is called john lardner, my dad had dinner with neil armstrong, i'm arrogant, i like when people trip over stools and then turn around and apologise to the stool, i once had a wank while cycling my bike around the coonagh roundabout, i am a good liar, my sister sold ice-cream to mike skinner from the streets, children trust me, i hate talking on mobile phones when other people are in earshot, i must bum a jap, i hang to the left, my sister had dinner with ben elton, i hate when singers do duets and then hug each other at the end, i pick my nose more than anyone else i know, i hate being drunk, ive tasted my own semen, i hate the song "somethings gotten hold of my heart", i always put the toilet seat down, i love re-filling sugar bowls, i dont like when people describe themselves as "bubbly, outgoing and just up for a laugh really", i write self indulgant lists, i like touching hot things like irons and frying pans, ive gotten the countdown conundrum once, it was cornflake, i dont call my mother enough, i like fizzy cola bottles, i love when the indicater is in time with the radio, i know 4 facts about polar bears, i phone men, my throat looks like an owls face, i love crab meat, i lost my virginity at 20, i'm 2 and a half stone under weight, i dont take enough photographs, i worry about the future, i vote for whoever my brother tells me to vote for, i ate a piece of harvey kietel's birthday cake, i dont play sports, i dont have a problem with tom cruise or george bush, i hate when people spoil films, i've done the longest fart ive ever heard, my dad is burried inside two coffins, i'm bad at arguements, i hate washing my face, i love the lord of the rings films, i hate the lord of the rings books, i own seven c.ds, i have an above average size penis, i hate kanye west, i love trailer park boys, my mother thinks i gave up cigarettes 4 years ago,i did not give up cigarettes 4 years ago, i make nice burgers, my torso looks like an elephants face, i fancy 3 of my cousins.
