My name is DOGTANIAN, as if you didnt know, and i am the best swordsman around.
I used to be on televison in the early 90's but now i work in Tesco Metro on the frozen section.
I still do a bit of crimefighting but these fucking kids in the estates nowadays aren't having none of it
Little shits!!
Forget ASBO's - they need a good kick up the ARSEHOLES.
Things just aren't the same as they were in my day
(daydreaming)
Ohhh how I miss the days when i would get all those groupie bitches at my dressing room door offering to spit polish my sword. Telling me i could practice my draw and stab techniques on them in my trailer.
Talking of which, I'm desperately looking for my juliette because she owes me money - the bitch. No, not really, she's still fit and she still makes my nose glow red.
Cwwoooorrrr!!! - get a load of her.
Anyway, i'm here to make new friends on my journey to win juliette's heart. But if you have any problems and you need me to save the day, leave me a comment and i get onto it...(well after my shift)
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!
