Kosheen @ Wedgewood Rooms Portsmouth...me and Maz front row! *woop!* kosheen - overkill live
Add to My Profile | More Videos IT'S OUT NOW ..KOSHEEN'S 3rd ALBUM "DAMAGE"...
AND THE NEW SINGLE OVERKILL...
I CAN'T WAIT...I THINK I'M GONNA WET MYSELF!
Hi I'm Luke and I've just graduated with my Masters degree in Law. I'm a trainee Legal Executive and have been working for a solicitors firm in Basingstoke for the last year now working in personal injury law...yes that's right I'm a walking cliche. But contrary to popular belief I don't chase ambulances for a living...much. One day I hope to work within the legal profession and still have a soul and in the word's of Gabrielle "eeek I've got a gammy eye!"...opps no I mean in the words of Gabrielle "Dreams can come true..."I enjoy my mates' company, basically going out and having a laugh. Although sometimes I enjoy going for a good old meal and a few drinks more than a night out on the raz. This may well be an indication that I'm getting on a bit but I can still get down and dirty on the dance floor with the best of them.
My goal in life is to embarass my friends on a daily basis...so far I'm doing a pretty good job!
SOME OF LUKE'S RULES OF LIFE:
Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stonger. Unless the object that doesn't kill you is a landmine, and while not mortally wounding you, it does blow off both your legs from above the knee, your right arm and sends kilo's of shrapnel rocketing through your genital and anal regions - forcing you to shite into a bag uncontrollably for the rest of your days.
Real life lesbians have a horrifying ability to convert the finely crafted and beautifully sculpted female form into an absolutely fucking hideous sack of ming.
Drunkenly singing 'I Will Survive' at ear-shattering volumes with your mates doesn't change the fact that he dumped you.
Few things in life will bring a feeling of pure joy as much as seeing a telly on a stand being wheeled into your classroom.
It's impossible to feel old and bitter when doing something that involves glue and glitter.
Thalidomyde sufferers never scratch their bollocks.
Fat women...if you perm your hair and paint your toenails red, people won't notice the bit in between.
A little piece of James Blunts dad dies inside everytime he has to admit "Yes, he is my son."
As soon as you've cut your finger nails, a situation will arise for which slightly longer finger nail would have been useful.
Stereotyping is ALWAYS done by homosexuals.
Marrying your mistress opens up a vacancy...
Nothing ruins the mood than your mother walking in. When you're shagging your Dad...so I've heard...
The DFS sale never ends
My karma ran over your dogma.
Club Sandwiches not Seals
Jeez if you believe in Honkus.
