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Hartley

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I'm Hartley.I spend alot of time locked up in my own little dreamland where i freekin rule and reject the harsh reality of being a bit geeky. Possibly more so. Ah but geek is becoming oh so very chic. That all could change. Swiftly.I enjoy sleeping, windypops, getting lost places and watching friends fallover, legs outta bushes is a top 3.Cheese is a personal fav and i have the largest eyebrows in modern humanity, i am Darwin's missing link, i'm certain. Worrying.Apprently i change my shoes alot. Why are people looking at my feet? Freaks.When in a duo (or collective of buddies, which sounds less like a crime fighting combo), we shall often get called dumb and dumber. Shotgun Dumb! Sweet save.I have offically retired from all sport aged just 22, cut down in my prime, darn it. The Olympics will never be the same, i flippin rock on the beam and expresionistic dance. Laughing and chill-outs are major priorities and i miss being a student soso very badly.Real life is tirering...I hope to oneday be called the greatest genius of all time in most fields on prety much everything that there is. Period. But for now, i'll settle for scruffy dude passed out in corner of public house. White wine spritzers are deadly...
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I'd like to meet:

Lots and lots of people of any sort. The ones i dont like i shall ignore (if you do get ignored however, it's probably not that i dont like you, im just awesomely lazy...) Unless youre a complete tonge, then rule A may well apply. Apologies. Mischa Barton probably, that skinny girl is yummylicious
A STORY ABOUT ME - In Brief
Name: Hartley
Birthday: 17th December
Birthplace: Sydney
Current Location: Winchester
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown, 3 greys... not good
Height: 5.11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Super
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Lazy
Your Fears: Being too lazy to move
Your Perfect Pizza: Here in 2mins
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Marry Mischa Barton. I'll settle for Paris though
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gotta go
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's all this water come from...?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyebrows. Theyre mahoosive
Your Bedtime: Generally late
Your Most Missed Memory: Time with my Grandad
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Theyre both pretty
Single or Group Dates: Dont understand
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gotta be the Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No way
Do you Swear: At least once. Every other sentance
Do you Sing: Hilariously
Do you Shower Daily: So wish i could say yes...
Have you Been in Love: Indeed
Do you want to go to College: Again? Better than work i suppose
Do you want to get Married: Oneday
Do you believe in yourself: Most the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Neither here or there
Are you a Health Freak: Not overly
Do you get along with your Parents: Most the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not when im walking in one in just a binbag. Ouch
Do you play an Instrument: Banging on the triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Fraid so
In the past month have you Smoked: Areyou trying to trick me?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is this police?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: In England, it's digestives buddy...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep. Mmmmmmmmmm
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: Unless i wasnt listening...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's freezing, you'd have to be deranged
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but a stole a Gumby from a waiting room when i was a kid
Ever been Drunk: Thats obvious
Ever been called a Tease: Once, maybe twice...
Ever been Beaten up: Lumped a few times
Ever Shoplifted: Seriously, is this the fuzz?
How do you want to Die: I dont, it scares the hell outta me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Appreciated, possibly labelled a genius
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Anything, as long as it just looks awesome
Short or Long Hair: Long preferably
Height: Around me
Weight: Nowt gigantic
Best Clothing Style: Mischa Barton meets Fearne Coton would Rock
Number of Drugs I have taken: So is the Police...
Number of CDs I own: Squillions
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Ewhhh you sick sick freak
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A fair few, but hey... I am Hartley

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