Chasin' beats through ghetto streets...
I will open my bag of tricks and beg of you to pick from one of the billion ways there are to feel no pain...
..
cuz the music does the same to my brain
I like to make up words to showcase my wit:
Cirque De Foleilltio:
1. The art of sucking dick.
2. Contorting your body into an array of positions in order to deliver the most supreme blow job ever. (In situations where space is limited, like in the front and back seats of a car.)
Taking a boys virginity, Getting fucked to the kick in a house track (esp. an unreleased one, haha), Giving Great Road Head, Being President of the Reefer Club, Nic Luna, Dynagroove, House, Booty, SEXY ANKLES, Latin Boys & Asian Boys, NICE TEETH, THE PERFECT COLORED SKINTONE, Making out, COLD SHOULDERING THE UNDESIRABLES, Being the Queen, Boys, a green and pink color combination, Chanel, Chanel Make Up, Chanel Lip Gloss, DAQs!!, Dancin', "Tracks for Sara!", Anal, short skirts, accessorizing, Bill Kurtis, WeHo, Fags, Deery Lou, not having Car.Phights, not deserving to live (haha), fantasizing about making my very own Lionel Richie Clay Head like that blind girl made in the "Hello" video, Basement Funk!, Seth 3, White Labels so white, they look like they used some Crest White Strips (and not that brush on teeth whitener), Unreleased Tracks *swoon*, learning Japanese, Pictures with driving dogs or cats, Aesoteric, Utensil, Toonces, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Boot Knockin', NYC, Homie Figurines, Gin & Tonics 2 limes and 2 straws, Writing ANYTHING, Pens with green or orange ink, Sharpies Extra Fine markers (The 24 pack), San Rio notepads, stickers, Muchi Chai Chan, Minna No Tabbo, Most things San Rio, being Trashy, having no shame, Reciting movie lines, namely 'Showgirls', 'Queens of Comedy', 'Waiting to Exhale', and all things Gregg Araki, throwing craze and getting away with it, afterparties (especially when I have had time to go home and freshen up and change into a velour track suit), using records as all forms of art, using Spanish or Japanese words while making a t-shirt my own, inside jokes, top notch beauty products, shopping for said beauty products, sheets washed in Gain, Nomi Malone, Hot D, East Coast, John Gotti, Pucca, Amy Blue, Andre Benjamin, Blame it on the Boogie!, The Rhythm is gonna getcha (so be careful!), Booty House, Edina Margaret Rose Monsoon, the occasional good cry, deep dickin', Japanese Culture, Late Nights, LAWeekly, Nameless Hookups (being that they are the spice of life), PICNICS!, Having Tea, Afro Ken, Making Tshirts, T.S.D.B. (This Shit Don't Burn), Bi Boys, Boardners, Corner of the Earth, Cowrite Me, CSL, Do You Like My Tight Sweater?, A Night At The Playboy Mansion, Gloomy Bear, Clothing Design, Drama, Ecstasy, Edina, FagHag, Forensic Science, Forever, Free Thinking, Gay Discos, Gregg Araki, Guided Methods, Gucci, He Loves Me, Hollywood, html, I Love NY, I'm Superior, Impossible, J'adore Dior, Killer Bunnies, I Need a Latin Lover, New Yorker, Nomi Malone aka Pollyanne Cassell, Nowhere, Nubile Young Bucks, NYC, One Sweet World, Patsy, Prada, Rainbows in Your Kiss, Random Emails, Remixes, Revise and Resubmit, Ripping Massive Bong Hits, Robert Downey jr, Scandals, Showgirls the movie, Song Lyrics, Spending Dough, Splendor, Tell Him- Be Alright, The Doom Generation, Tig Old Bitties, Tohzt, Unreality, Upper East Side, Very Nice Ladies, *pause*, Very Nice, Vrave, West Coast, West Hollywood, Wish It Away, You and I, Young Boys. Amongst other things.
i love you, billie
You're here, I'm pleased
I really dig your company...
NOMI FUCKING MALONE
From the movie Showgirls, my favorite movie.
*
HEIDI FLEISS!!
but you...
Darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good
I enjoyed that, though, of course, no one understood
A word of what was going on, they didn't have a clue
They couldn't understand your sense of humour like I do
Yesterday, when I was mad
In anyone, in anyone, in anyone's sincerity
You have a certain quality, which really is unique
Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak
It doesn't really matter 'cause the music is so loud
Of course it's all on tape, but no one will find out
yesterday when i was mad
psb
young latin boys and young asian boys. (not like michael jackson young though.)
"No two people on earth are alike, and it's got to be that way in music or it isn't music." ~Billie Holiday
musique... go out like a whore for it.
==If I had to list the most definitive albums of my life, they would be (in no particular order and not including HOUSE):
-Straight Outta Compton ~NWA ("Damn that shit was dope!" I also want to give a nod to the "100 Miles and Runnin" EP "You know a bitch like that makes me sick, but I heard that she sucks a good dick.")
-Do You Like My Tight Sweater? ~Moloko (Who shot the go go dancer?)
-Return of the Space Cowboy ~Jamiroquai (automatic panty remover)
-Wolf In Sheeps Clothing ~Black Sheep
-Who Is Jill Scott? ~Jill Motherfuckin Scott
-Songs in the Key of Life ~Stevie
-The Lady Sings the Blues soundtrack
-Aquemini ~OutKast
-Hardcore ~Lil Kim
-Forever My Lady ~Jodeci
-What's the 411? ~Mary J. Blige
-Natural High ~Commodores
-Menagerie ~Bill Withers
-The Wedding Album ~Duran Duran
-Madonna ~Madonna (Like a Prayer, too)
More to come as I remember them...
BUT NEVER FORGET
GIRL, I'LL HOUSE YOU!
feel the vibe, feel the vibe, feel the BASS
Stevie Wonder (the only reason I breathe is because one day, Stevie Wonder decided to make some music.), SOUL, House (deep and dirty and down... under the ground//come into my world), OUTKAST/ANDRE 3000, Brett Johnson (i'd rub someone out if he asked me to, he could be my charlie manson), SADE, DIZ! (makes me sweat til I bleed (C&C Music Factories early 90s empty promises of making us sweat until we exsanguinate were all phony, Dwayne W. came into the pitcha and is holding that shit down), Jamiroquai!!!!, MFF (the man who lived underground is my baby daddy), KRS-One, Theory! (Support your local record store!), Diana Ross, Donna Sommer, Black Sheep (are unique. funky brothers that will make a church girl freak, out. without a doubt. YOU HAVE NO WINS IN A '91 BOUT. but you out the pictcha, and i'ma get you sucka, cuz yous a dumb motha fucka...), Native Tongue Family (but lo and behold theres always the black sheep of the family, the black sheep, the low lives of the family tree. the doodoo eatin, vomit tastin, pee drinkin, jelly donut makin, ho slappin, kitty kat lickin, cesspool swimmin, premartical sex havin, you know, the whole nine...), Chi Ali!, Afrika Buumbatta, Bill Withers, JJ Fad, Spettro, Elton John (one of my most personal and guiltiest of pleasures) Cade-O, Billie Holiday, Roy Ayers , Erykah Badu (What am I supposed to do, when I want you in my world? How can I want you for myself when I'm already someones girl...), Jon Cutler, ChickenLips, YoMama, Gazarra, JILL SCOTT (INCITE ME TO CHORUS), Dewey and Junior!!, Brothers Johnson, Minnie Riperton (no one else can make me feel the colors that you bring, stay with me while we grow old and we will live each day in the spring time), Shirley Murdock, Blues, Disco of course, Mos Def, Slick Rick (I'm from NYC, ya gotta), Erasure, Harlem Zip Code, Thomas Sahs (TSahs' gots whatcha want, he's got whatcha neeed), Scott Pace (what i prefer, instead of, listenin, to some music in your ears... try singing to yourself... say what??? instead of putting on your walkman...), Lance (let's go to your place i think my roommates home) & JT (, CPen, Jay Tripwire, Guided Methods, Sound Suspects, Rithma, Fabian, Floetry, India.Airie, Kasey Goto, Troydon, Fred E'rythang, Lamont Morhaus, Tony Senghore (HoreHouse Remix!!), Paul T., Casual, Abstract Truth, Miles Maeda, Solar, Galen, M3, Doc Link, Lady Dee, Forces of Nature, Dave Rape, Doc, J5, Goody Mobb, Dimitri From Paris, Mark Grant, LL Cool J, Run DMC, Shabba Ranks!, Jungle Brothers, Smif N Wesson, Jonra, Salt N Peppa, Lil Kim, Marques Wyatt, Al Green, King Britt & Sylk 130, Blaze, Louis fs Irik & Junior, Francois K, Heather, Jonene, Commodores, Bobby Womack, Snoop n Dre, Ice Cube (Death Certificate, whaa?), Otis Redding, Farina (as in Mark), Tricky (they used to call me tricky kid/live the life they wish they did), Jamata Crew, Green Velvet, Kings of Manana, Dave Rape (with cowbell), Stylistics, Kanye West, Lauryn Hill, Kelis, Madonna, Toddley, The Roots, Mary J. Blige, Metro Area, Michael Jackson, Atlantic Starr, Yo Yo, Lady of Rage (rough and tough witcha afro puffs!), Mista Grimm (Aaaaare Yooooou Hiiiiigh Yet?), Eve, Missy, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Randy Crawford (I play the street life), Johnny Cash, The Delfonics, Soul II Soul, Deee-Lite, After 7, Jodeci, James Curd, Recloose!, Luke Solomon, Keith Sweat, H-Town, MC Brains, Digable Planets (im so black like that), Das Efx, SNOW (so just joking), SWV, Zhane, Karyn White, Common, Eddie Murphy!! (b/c much like your girl, I like to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tii-iime), DMB, Bananarama, Stacey Q, Samantha Fox (she taught us that naughty girls need love too), Robin S, Juan Nunez, Billy Joel, Steve Miller, Justin Timberlake, Janet, Moodymann, Lionel Richie, De La Soul, Chaka Khan, Tony Watson, Neil Goodman, Lillyanne and Leonard, Miguel Migs, MOLOKO, Charlie Parker, Sarah Vaughn, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Tevin Campbell, BBD, Stevie Nicks, Gerald Levert, Nenah Cherry, Luther Vandross, En Vogue (The funky divas were born to sing), Easy E, Chuck Berry, James Brown, Bone Thugs, Nat King Cole, Everything But the Girl, ABC, Steely Dan, Shai, Surface, Shalimar, Duran Duran, Cracker, STP, even Counting Crows (from back in the day), Whits Houston, Little Chris, Julius Papp, Wham!, Gladys Knight, Nu-Shooz, 2Pac, Goody Mob, Grand Puba, Brandy, Toni Braxton, Was Not Was (just kidding), Spandeau Ballet, Men At Work, Too $hort (sex, money, and murder. elements of the street, you either play the roll or get your godamn ass kicked), Soulstice, Angie Stone (isnt it ironic, all you wanna do is smoke chronic), Paula Abdul, James Ingrim, Jazzmatazz, Bob Seger, Lena Horne, New Order, Procol Harem, Brownstone, A light touch of some Jethro Tull, Timbaland And Magoo, Everything But The Girl, D’Angelo, Queen Latifah (oooh, ladies first, ladies first), Yo-Yo, Human League, Naughty By Nature, DJ Spinna, JDub, Fugees, N.W.A., Pet Shop Boys, BDP, Hall & Oats, Pete Rock and CL Smooth, Third Bass (Yea, Cactus Album), David Allen Coe, even a litte Skynyrd, Chilli Peppers, some Live from back in the day, and I fucking love me a duet... Some Notable Soundtracks for me are: Jackie Fucking Brown, Juice, Poetic Justice, Dirty Dancing (I even had More Dirty Dancing, that shit was hot), Forest Gump, and Boys In The Hood.Then there’s the shit you ain't even ever heard of…
Showgirls!!!, The Queens of motherfucking Comedy, KIDS, The Notorious C.H.O., Nowhere, Doom Generation, Showgirls!!, Totally Fucked Up, Splendor, The Living End (Basically anything by Gregg Araki), Did I say Showgirls?, Pootie Tang!, Zoolander, Carlito's Way, Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo (well, all of them really), Party Monster, The Jerk, Less Than Zero, Kleptomania, Party Girl, First Wives Club, Big Fish, Desperately Seeking Susan, Oh and Showgirls.
CS motherfuckin I (The OG one in Vegas), Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Growing Up Gotti, SEINFELD, AbFab!!!, FBI Files, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, ('Files' being the operative word here), Medical Detectives, Psychic Detectives, Body of Evidence: From the Case Files of Dayle Hinman, Case Files of Dr. Henry Lee, The First 48, American Justice, Investigative Reports, City Confidential, The Incurable Collector, House Beautiful, Prefect Crimes?.
Their Eyes Were Watching God, Catcher In the Rye, Suffer the Children, Rich Dad/Poor Dad, The Body Farm, I am a closet Jackie Collins fanatic, and my most recent favorite new book is called "Making Out In Japanese".
Other than my fucking self
2 words: Duarto Felice.
Oh, and Nomi Malone. (duh)
Fucking Diz
Cleopatra Jones
Kasey Goto
Jackie Brown
Jeanne Mount
Art Barrios with clone
Garry Parry
Heidi Fleiss
And of course, Pootie
The Don, John Gotti
And without fail Stevie Wonder, if his no seeing ass can do what he does, master 5 instruments all before he turned 12 and write the shit out of some lyrics, than I can figure out how to keep my room organized. I'm not bi, guys, I'm just slutty, where's my fucking parade?