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Tohzt Deerlegs

The Deerlegs are comin' atcha!

About Me

HELP! I HAVE BEEN NAPPED. PLEASE DONATE TO PAY MY RANSOM.
I am a healthy and spry half beagle/half boxer mix with a body for days. I was adopted from the South Central pound by my daddy, A-ron. If he hadn't rescued me the day that he did, I would have been tohzt/toast, hence my name. My full name is Tohzt Deerlegs Featherstone, but my street name is 'The Body'. I am constantly looking for individuals who will allow me to lick their person, I will lick you all over. I enjoy huffing my own ass immensely. I occasionally will wear make up to even out my complexion. And I love me my nooners; I get around.

My Interests

Licking anyone all over their body, huffing my ass, playing with my friend Seasun, being a stud, cuddling, going on roadtrips, modeling, barking at the landscaper, laying on the bed, kissing, watermelon, chicken.

I'd like to meet:

Brian from The Family Guy and Goldie Hawn.

Music:

Anything by Snoop and the Dogg Pound

Movies:

The Shaggy DA, Showgirls, Best in Show, Where the Red Fern Grows, Old Yeller, Air Bud.

Television:

I try not to watch too much tv.

Books:

I'm dyslexic.