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Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu..

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

.. .. width="425" height="350".. ....Puerto Rican/ Jamacin Raver, Ex-Chica house pimp, Im the Black Andy Kaufman!!! I go to Borough of Manhatten Community college, I used to work in Service Merchandise and the Barnes and NObles College Bookstore, I used to weigh 280 lbs., BIG TIME TRANSFORMERS FAN, I'm a sloppy lush, I used to collect comics, I love to play handball, bike ride, doing one set workouts with perfection, fantisize about women, learning 2 skate & snowboard, acting like a child, Doing Bikham (Hot) Yoga a couple of times a year, wanna learn how to play Bass (havent done it yet), jumping into moshpits, Homestarrunner.com, "Viral" videos, Role-playing games (Final Fantasy), and I love Pernil and cooking food.Check out my YouTube Channel: http://youtube.com/maximuspelota76 I'm the Rave scene's MVP...I aint going nowhere, so get to know me...............................
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My Interests

.. .. Smokin' shoe, Pernil & Tostones, Final Fantasy, The Dark Tower Series from Stephen King, Burning Angels.com, Choose Your own Adventure (sorry, Im ol' skool), 5 finger discounts, White Rose food Products, Doing 1 Set workouts, Apples & Salad, System of A Down, SuicideGirls.com, TEQUILA, Chewbaca, Not having a life between work and school (the best), not having a life even not having school and work (even better), General Tso's Chicken & Tostones , looove White Chicks, hmmmm.....,Getting A CArrEr Somday, and finally getting a life. Excelsior!!!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

PERSUASION
System Of A dOwn, Shutdown (fucking UNBELEIVABLE words 2 try to live by), Jungle, the One Armed Scissor song from At The Drive-in, The Mars Volta, Candiria, DJ Promo, Stupood songs Found ON The IneRnet, Most Definitly Mutha.@%ing Hardcore (Techno or Rock), Jungle, Mexican Wedding marches, Time After Time. The Secret Machines, Hed (pe), some Radiohead songs, GWAR, Wu-Tang Clan (only the first album), U2, some Depeche Mode, Some New Wave & Industrial 4 that matter, 80's rock, Bush, Brit Rock, The Killers, Queens Of the Stone Age, The Secret Machines, Minimal trance, Electro-Rock, The 1st Nas Album, Beck, , Ol' Skool HipHop (early 2 mid 90's hip hop), , listening 2 Pachata while drinking Tequila and eating Tostones at your local Cuchifritos..........Being that I'm Maximus Pelota, Ruler of all Lard Arses on Earth, I ain't gotta prove jacksh*t, I practically listen 2 anythin I damn well fuckin' want too NNNNNNIIIIIIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you wanna hear some of my tastes, check out my Pandora Radio music mix station: http://www.pandora.com/people/thanosdarkseid76Project Playlist: http://www.playlist.com/user/21867416 ....

Movies:

FLICKS Big Tittie Blowout: 2, Spanish Porn, Pulp Fiction, The Blair Witch Project (only when I saw it stoned the 1st time), Airplane, Memento, Monsters Inc, The Pianist, The Yellow Submarine, The Jerk, Spaceballs, Chica Boom 7, Fatso, The City Of Lost Children, The Devil And Daniel Johnston, Borat, The Incredibles, Requim For A Dream, Groove, Vampire Hunter D (1 & 2), Better Living Through Circutry, Overweight midget wrestling, American Psycho, Saved, A Clockwork Orange, American History X, Brazil, Party Monster, The Matrix , The Shining (REDRUM!!!!), Joe's Apartment, Pootie Tang (Sepatow!), Transformers: The Movie, Rat Boy, Super Size Me, Meet The Feebles, Bowling For Columbine, Crash, Howl's Moving Castle, Mr. Holland's Opus, The Crow, 28 Days Later, Shoalin Soccor, Fargo, Bubble Boy, Shaun Of The Dead, Akira or any weird, subliminally intelligent flick which requires apt attention.

Television:

DA TUBEdocumentaries, Teen Titans, Toonami, Adult Swim, Family Guy (actually, jus jumping on the bandwagon), Travel Channel, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Robotech, tv specials about the universe(s), music videos from ill bands that get no radio play, Real Sex, Cowboy Bebop, Ninja Warrior, rasslin', Starshipe Enterprise, Silver Hawks, Inuyasha, illegal porn, Farscape & Lexx: The Series, Eureka, Heroes, Planet Earth, the Metro weather, the food network, Xialon Showdown, Legion Of Superheroes, The Daily Show, other fat people on the tube, blah blah blah blah blahThey seriously need 2 make a TV show about New York's REAL Counterculture, which would seriously be about all of the Jerzy & Turtle Squad's life. Believe U Me...We got a story 2 tell, & this is just da beginning of the Saga........................................................ ..................

Books:

LIBROSThe Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, The Kama Sutra: Brail edition, Chronicles of Narnia , Neil Gaiman, Johnathan Strange & Mr. Norell by Susanhah Clark, Women with Flat Asses by Suffrin Sukatash, anything Ann Rice (her books work better than a Horny Goat Weed and Viagra cocktail),The Dark Tower series by Steven King, Judas Unchained by Peter F. Hamilton, Red Lightning by John Varley, Evolution: A Novel by Stephen Baxter, Ender's Game and Shadow of the Hegemon by Oscar Scott Card, Douglas Hamilton

Heroes:

MOTIVATIONCaptain Planet, One Set workouts, Your Boy, The makers of Maxim and Stuff magazines, Drea's Back, Spanish People whose into 'Vampirism' and all seem 2 live in the Nothern Bronx, Vladi's webpage, Rob Gee's button down shirts, General Tso, Private Zero's military career and his moshpit ciggarete smokin' abilities, Will's Baby moma, Jim Lee, Manny's chin, The makers of all of the Nintendo 64 wrestling video games, Glen's TV remote control, for that matter old skool cable boxes, Felix, St. Ides - the patron saint of Alcholism, Boo's iron gut, Rocko's glasses, Mario Lopez, Cliff Johnson's mustache, Ron Jeremy's comic routine, Stan Lee's 70's style sun/eyeglasses, Brielle's nipples, Xenedrine EFX, penis pumps, Star's Myspace Nicknames, Bob Backlund for President, DJ Dank's Urine-Drinking Alpha Special Level Attack, Seal Team 6, the 20,000 + people who have seen my YouTube.com video, Summer of '98

My Blog

Im the Juggernaut bitch...Parte 2

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Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:23:00 PST

Legend Of The Superheroes

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Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

Now this is Batman....

Batman Gotham Knight - Official Trailer .....
Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

Dont forget to feed the cat?

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Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

@ least he’s having fun....

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Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

Final Fantasy 13 Versus

Final Fantasy XIII - E3 Trailer - Funny home videos are a click away...
Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:15:00 PST

For I Am Babycakes! And I am the world!

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Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:29:00 PST

Black Robbers!

For anyone who didn't see David Letterman's take on this (and it is a TRUE STORY...) :On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful ofquarters at a slot machine. She took a break from ...
Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:03:00 PST

Virus warning! A very important medical alert!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.This virus is called Weary...
Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST

Bodyguard Tryouts

Check out this video: body guard tryouts Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Maximus Pelota is such a wierd fu.. on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:27:00 PST