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Myspace Backgrounds Originally, I was imported from Africa to work in the noodle mines in Wales. Got a car, wife, 4 kids, mortgage. Y'know, life! But then the market crashed, something about the Chinese flooding the noodle market with superior quality stuff, so I lost my job. Didnt take me long to discover the intoxicating effect of Jelly Beans and soon I was spending less and less time with my family and more time down at the convenience store. I blew every penny I had on those damn things, and when I couldnt numb the pain anymore, I started on the hard stuff... Allsorts.
Little Therman would find me passed out in the street, and would beg for me to come home, but I told him to leave me, and take care of his mom and seven nephews, to go on without me.
So I found myself alone once again, cold. Just me and Hapundamamdresh, the loyal shopkeeper who was now my only connection to the outside world and sanity as I slipped deeper and deeper into the oblivious pit of my liquorice hell. The pain, the horror, some more pain...
