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About Me

Whaddaya want me to say. My name is scarecrow. I scare crows and pimp 'da ho's. That's what I do. I don't like fire. Times are tough. There's not many people who are looking to hire a dumb scarecrow. So now I just pimp. It ain't easy clocking a grip G.

My Interests

Tang and big boottie ho's. Scaring crows. -FUCK EM! I hate me a crow. I like boozing, but i am afraid of fire so i cant smoke. I like doughnuts. (munchkins are my fave) Little people rock!

...Oh, and Child Abuse!

I'd like to meet:

BITCHES, MUNCHKIN BITCHES, and GOOD WITCH BITCHESES! (I dunno im not smart) Anyone that wants to be turned out. Fellow playas. hit me up on my celly. Zombies ok.

...But not kids, I hate kids. Man, I hate those little mother fuckers, but I love to watch them suffer.

I Don't like bad service at restaurants. Wanna bet if I can get away with it?

Music:

counting crows (what did you expect?)

Movies:

Behind the green door

Books:

I cant read, I'm an illiterate scarecrow you stupid mutha fuckas!

Heroes:

I like it when kids get hurt!

My Blog

I Hate 13 year Old Girls

Ok. So it's been a while since I have last blogged. Many people use this place to bitch and moan so here goes...It has been decided that I will add a regular feature to my blogs entitled, "The Most An...
Posted by Scarecrow on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Ten Important Words and Hand Signals Men Use to Communicate with Women

1.) *SMACK: This is what happens when a man has to tell you something a 2ND time. (Feel free to cry to yourself SILENTY afterwards.) 2.) SHHH!: This indicates when you should stop talki...
Posted by Scarecrow on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:35:00 PST

The Zone

To most people "The Zone" is a diet. To me, the The Zone is a section of living quarters where women are allowed. Example: In MY house women are only allowed in 2 zones. Zone 1 and Z...
Posted by Scarecrow on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

Scarecrow's 5 Steps to Stop Any Crying Toddler

I have been working around kids in the entertainment business for many years. People always ask me, "Scarecrow, How can I get my toddler to stop crying?" So here are 5 easy steps that you can use...St...
Posted by Scarecrow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST