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Margo

the fartbeat of america

About Me

Someday I will pull together a crack team, armed with the latest technologies.

My Interests

pellegrino and other fizzy waters

I'd like to meet:

cryptozoologists

Music:

I've never been a big Aerosmith fan, but the Rock N' Rollercoaster is pure genius.

Movies:

SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK. It's sharks gone wild when college girl Danielle (Shannon Lucio) heads to Florida for spring break and hooks up with local stud Shane (Riley Smith). The two set off on an overnight boat trip, but their idyll has to take a permanent rain check when they're attacked by a school of ravenous fish with a taste for student bodies. Now, it's up to Danielle's brother Charlie (Wayne Thornley), a marine researcher, to rescue the terrorized lovers.

My Blog

mackerelly

This made me laugh embarrasingly loud at work.http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html
Posted by Margo on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

I just can't stop watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GYlGir8Dso&search=folgers happy morning
Posted by Margo on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

I heart SMFC

I'm reposting this with the (um, I think) permission of the SMFC. This, along with those Happy Donuts, is exactly why I'm a card-carrying member.------------------------Dear Margo, I have always wante...
Posted by Margo on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

Deep Thought for my fellow job seekers

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Posted by Margo on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST

happy birthday to me

"I believe my decision to remain unfit at the age of 34 will serve me well in the future, as I'll never have to endure the hushed observation that I've really let myself go." --Janeane Garofalo
Posted by Margo on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:20:00 PST

I shaved my legs for this?

Since when do people stay sober and fully dressed on a first date? I've got to get the hell out of Michigan.
Posted by Margo on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:46:00 PST

Random weird thing that popped into my head today...

When I was in college, circa 1991, a guy painted a shirt for me. I didn't ask him to, he just showed up at my door with it. Apparently he was trying to woo me. It was a men's short-sleeved button down...
Posted by Margo on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 02:04:00 PST

Deep Thought for the day

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
Posted by Margo on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:45:00 PST

Try not to aim for the girls. They get really pissed off about flying snack foods.

Whoever put those bowls of peanuts out on the tables should have known that it was a bad idea. Obviously, drunk assholes like myself would find it really amusing to start chucking them at frat boys. ...
Posted by Margo on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 11:48:00 PST

worst album covers

I cannot look at this enough. It makes me laugh out loud every time. http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
Posted by Margo on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:24:00 PST