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My Interests

Music:

"He takes a step back
He's under attack
But he knows that no one can touch him now
He seems so at ease
A strange inner peace
Is all that he's feeling somehow"

Movies:

New Page 1One day, it will be you sitting here...telling some Young Turk the facts of life. And they are, Mr. Temple? You're born, you take shit. Get out in the world, you take more shit. Climb a little higher, you take less shit. Until one day, you're up in the rarefied atmosphere...and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

Television:

Daniel: I wrote out some Ramones songs.
Nick: The Ramones? They only use like three chords.
Daniel: Alright, so I'll learn another one.

Books:

""I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on Earth. I want fifty bottles of it. I want crack, dirty and yellow and filled with formaldehyde. I want a pile of powder meth, five hundred hits of acid, a garbage bag full of mushrooms, a tube of glue bigger than a truck, a pool of gas large enough to drown in. I want something anything whatever however as much as I can."

My Blog

va"fucking"cation

As the snow piles up on my windowin my mind I'm half naked getting tan.Trading black eyeliner for zinc oxide on my noseThere's nothin like the feeling of wet sand between my toes.Talk to all you mothe...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST

The Onion rules!

[The Onion is so fantastic] Area Teen's Sister Looking Pretty Good To Friend Of Area Teen SAN MATEO, CASan Mateo 17-year-old Evan Campos announced Monday that Jessica Roth, 14, the previously unnotic...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:46:00 PST

coming out swinging

Hey, is this thing on? I know it's been awhile and sure I know you've grown to miss me. See, that's the best part. It's the missing that makes it great. When it comes down to ...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

makes sense

"You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here - you're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder, like this place would fall a...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

...and knowing is half the battle.

...and knowing is half the battle."The larger the mob, the harder the test. In small areas, before small electorates, a first-rate man occasionally fights his way through, carrying even the mob ...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

middleground

"I get lost. I still avoid a lot of people. I still procrastinate. I feel stuck. The good doesn't erase the bad. Still, I need to remember. I need to remember what I've learned and what I know to be t...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

quick is good- faster is better

"I should've done something&"The "Year of the Show" quickly morphed into the "Year of the Snacks." Things change. Things always change. But I'm grateful for being what I am. Ju...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

One Song.

"If you was hit by a truck and you were lying out in that gutter dying...and you had time to sing one song...one song people would remember before you're dirt...one song that would let God know w...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

TV on The Radio [review]

TV on the RadioReturn to Cookie MountainTV on the Radio on their latest release [7/5/2006], Return to Cookie Mountain, brings the equivalent of a full heaving cup of coffee to a parched and ready work...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:58:00 PST

20 Years Ago! Please Kill Me.

It was twenty years ago today,Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play- the Beatles Has it really been that long? Think about it twenty years...twenty motherscratching years!Hair bands. By being so c...
Posted by SMOOTHY KING on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST