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Stephanie

I am here for Friends

About Me

Sarcastic. Smartass. Goofball. Music lover. Animal lover. Sometimes people lover. Rambunctious at times. Socially awkward at times as well. The word *taint* makes me giggle. I have a raunchy sense of humor. I've come to terms with the fact that I am a dork. I wish I had the ability to tell jokes. I always screw them up. I think I'd lose my mind if I didn't have access to music. I get very quiet when I'm upset. I like to surround myself with people that make me smile and laugh, and accept me for the weirdo that I am. I love my Mom. I miss my Dad. I don't take myself or life too seriously. I've learned to find humor in just about any situation.

My Interests

Music. Live music. Dancing. Observing people and their quirks. My wonderful friends. Netflix. Cheesy horror movies. Experiencing new things even if it makes me uncomfortable sometimes. Adventure. Learning. Stillness. Feeling content. Good conversation. Spontaneity. Laughter. Dirty Jokes. Silliness. Anything with stripes. Thigh-high socks (especially striped ones). My cats. My family. Being outside. Shiny things. Writing. Reading. My theremin. Making and receiving drunken phone calls/text messages. Naughty things. The perfect kiss...the kind that makes you tingle from head to toe and that special place in between. Shopping. Food/cooking/eating. Wandering through the Farmer's Market. Catching up with old friends. Making new friends. Sleeping/taking naps. Trying to make sense of my dreams. Learning to play the cello.

I'd like to meet:

No bullshit, no drama. You like music? You like to dance and shake your junk? Bring it. Also a sense of humor, witty intellect, and a mind in the gutter is greatly appreciated. Anyone who is addicted to Guitar Hero/Rock Band is alright with me. Males of the non-douchebag variety.

Music:

It keeps me sane and lets me go crazy. Lately: Man Man, Hot Chip, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Boris, Russian Circles.

Movies:

Secretary, Amelie, Life Is Beautiful, Closer, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ray, The Princess Bride, Sixteen Candles, Better Off Dead, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Central Station, porn, Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Friday, Wet Hot American Summer, Old School, Office Space, Supertroopers, Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, The Notebook, Chronicles of Narnia, 40 Year Old Virgin, Team America, Superbad, Juno. My new favorites: Eagle vs. Shark & Wristcutters: A Love Story

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, Weeds, Dexter, Lost,The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, Scrubs, Venture Bros. Guilty Pleasures- Project Runway, Golden Girls, Discovery Health Channel.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris. Handmaid's Tale, Good Omens, Weaveworld, The Kite Runner, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. Currently reading The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven.

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

Dreaming about a hole in the head.

Time for me to share another one of my bizarre dreams.  Can't remember the specific order of things, I'll just type them out as they surface in my memory.  I'm also omitting names so I don't...
Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:39:00 PST

You Must Not Know 'Bout Me

I need a tan and a weave....
Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST

Thumbs up!

Lately I've become fascinated by certain abnormalities or afflictions that affect the human body.  It all started after viewing some shows on Discovery Health Channel.  "I Am My Own Twi...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:45:00 PST

my haiku

feeling sick at work want to take off all my clothes too much cough syrup
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

strange dream....

i'm going to take advantage of this blog thingy here and share a very bizarre dream i had this morning. i was in the mall in a department store and i happened to notice something on the floor. it ...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST