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Sal Rodriguez

Measuring Up!!

About Me

Comedian/Host/Writer/Lover of Gorgeous FeetMyspace BackgroundsI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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My Interests

Comedy/Hosting/Acting/Politics

I'd like to meet:

Other comics and people with whom I can network...and Mexicans.

Music:

Before comedy - rap. While driving - classic rock. While exercising - death metal. While meditating - new age/classical. During sex - smooth jazz. After sex - blues.

Movies:

Old: Wizard of Oz, Any Marx Brothers, comedies. New(er): Most horror, Mind Walk, Punchline, The Truman Show, The Guru, What the !@..$ (Do We Know)?

Television:

Comedy Central, HBO, Court TV, Animal Planet, PBS.

Books:

Comedy, spiritual, biographies, true crime.

Heroes:

Spiritual: Jesus, Siddhartha Guatama, Arjuna, Paramahansa Yogananda, AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, Lao Tsu. Political: Dr. MLK Jr., Gandhi, Eleanor Roosevelt, Susan B. Anthony, Abraham Lincoln, Che Guevara, Cesar Chavez. Professional: Hugh Hefner, Rodney Dangerfield, Jamie Foxx, Dane Cook, George Lopez, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Carrey.

My Blog

Tagged! !@$!!

Here's how your supposed to play 10 Things:  Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end,  you c...
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

I was attacked my Ellen Degeneres' posse!

So I went to Olvera Street yesterday, for some taquitos, between auditions. (When I'm there I'm always reminded of how white I really am.) Anyway, while browsing at knock-off Louis Vatton purses (inte...
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

Alphabet Soup for the Blind...

    Public Service Announcement     "Hi, I'm David Schwimmer from Friends. For decades blind children have not been able to enjoy one of America's most beloved foods: alphabet soup...
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:12:00 PST

Last Comic Standing Audition...

I can still smell Melrose Avenue on me. I can still feel the chill of the signpost that I leaned on as I spoke to other comics. I got there at about 1a.m.. Some people had been there since 2...
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

Okay, this is scary...

I'm a junkie, a comedy junkie. For the last five hours I've been writing jokes, reading history of humor, and watching clips of stand-up comics. I feel like I'm on crack. Am I alone? The oth...
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:56:00 PST

What the @.$k am I supposed to do now?

I have no idea what to do with myspace. I feel like a total geek! However, I just added two friends! Any comics out there?
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST

Late on a Saturday night....

Due to societal pressures (read: the urging of techy twenty-somethings), I have decided to join myspace.com. This is odd, because I already have my own space: www.salrodriguez.com Some have told me th...
Posted by Sal Rodriguez on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST