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Brett Fastsaul Sedges

i'm not ahead of the curve... i'm just a monster.

About Me


Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker 79%
Mr. Freeze 74%
Dark Phoenix 66%
Riddler 64%
Venom 61%
Magneto 57%
Green Goblin 57%
Apocalypse 56%
Catwoman 49%
Juggernaut 49%
Mystique 49%
Two-Face 49%
Poison Ivy 47%
Dr. Doom 41%
Lex Luthor 36%
Kingpin 35% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test
i'd rather draw and paint and write and sing and play guitar and masturbate all day.
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.
--Jean-Paul Sartre
It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.
--Blaise Pascal
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I have no idea how to act human
And i think that it's starting to show.
And i think that i'm starting to like it.
And i don't want this feeling to go.
I do a wicked impression of Borat.
..tr> The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
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My Interests

music, guitar, snowboarding, popozudas, herbology, guitar

I'd like to meet:

People who can make all this seem worth while.

Music:

NIRVANA, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE, anything that's got some feeling to it... and doesn't suckThe Press Corpse Video - Anti-Flag lyrics .. Anti-Flag Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..

Movies:

Where the Buffalo Roam, Half Japanese, anything with Bruce Campbell, Freaked, In America, Cannibal the Musical (and mos other things Troma), Ghostbusters, Underground Comedy Movie, Tank Girl, Do the Right Thing, there's more but i can't remember

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Television:

The Boondocks, Chappelle Show (R.I.P.), Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Daily Show, Myth Busters, Nature, Nova, Drawn Together, Simpsons,

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, all Harry Potters (sorry ladies), Heavier Than Heaven, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, science magazines, Black Holes Baby Universes and Other Essays

Heroes:

Mr. Rosewater: "Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’"

My Blog

Im not picky, Im just patient.

title: Frog Prince Charming Plays the Waiting GameI'm so damn good at waiting,Right now my heart weighs a ton.It seems my only mission's To find some competitionI wish a challenge would come.I'm so da...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:28:00 PST

And now, a month later...

They all speak with hearts.The stars condense, shading light.How can stars draw shade?The tarnished silver,Yet to regain it's luster,Just is not enough..Numb with vibration,This is just a phase, my fr...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:49:00 PST

Failure as a sign

Life is but a stream.It forks and changes its course.I am fighting flow.A man is no dam.Though one might argue I'm damned.Miss the frying pan.
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:07:00 PST

Carry on, Carrion

Blood, rush into holes.Fill the peaceful void, my lair.Something's wrong with me.Usefully, I sink.Grasped by reeds of doubt and fear.Something's wrong with me.I would take it all, But there is no "all...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

Broken-Hearted

I will watch you burnBecause it's my only peace,When the world's so dark.Warmed by flames of changeFueled by bile, rage and angst,Weeping all the while.Where are you, my friend?Hold me and i'll hold y...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST

And This I Promise

I will warm you Wooed by angst-light, Bundled tight And we will never have a normal life.   I will hold you Shielded from the night All is right And we will never have a normal life. &n...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:23:00 PST

Falling, Crash. Fetters fade.

I don't need kisses, Laughter is reward enough. Warming all corners.   No regrets in mind, Though if the question arose, I'd answer "always"....
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

Crazy Little Thing Called Life

This wall my head beatsCracks only my soul each beat.In between, heart beats.Lost cause I bleed for,You will be my happy end,Though I might be wrongRules are meant to breakPaths are meant to fork, div...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

You Don’t Know Who You Are

Despite my efforts,No matter who I will be,Our hearts won't meet.Tell me what you willLying only to yourselfRather die alone.Anchored and restrained.Moored to things now obsolete.I'd follow you down.F...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

Deep Thoughts for a Shallow Mind

Shallow in the sense that the mind in question doesn't have much to it, and not implying it's fixated on the superficial.I'm always getting these compliments about how my mind "works," about how I can...
Posted by Brett Fastsaul Sedges on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST