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You probably know this already, but Jeff "Porknut" "Jello" "Cocoa Puff" "The Pirate" Logan was my best friend since we were two. He passed away in June, 2006, and he will always be missed. Love ya, fucker.Jeff and I laughed at this cartoon for a ridiculously long time long ago Ice cream ain't got no bones My pirate name is: Mad John Bonney Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : Very High
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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Your personality type is SCUEI

You are moderately social, moderately calm, unstructured, moderately egocentric, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Washington D.C., St. Louis, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Salt Lake City, W. Palm Beach, Tampa/St. Petersburg, Raleigh/Durham, Denver, Seattle/Tacoma, Minneapolis and these international countries/regions Slovenia, Israel, Czech Republic, Russia, Netherlands, Denmark, Argentina, Argentina, Ukraine, Romania, Norway, Croatia, Hungary, Turkey, Sweden

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Name: Newt Soggy Dogg, the Stanky Mack
Birthday: Valentine's Day, 1983
Birthplace: Billings, MT
Current Location: A chair. In Missoula
Eye Color: Green or brown. Depends
Hair Color: I want to say blond, but these days I guess light brown.
Height: about 6 foot?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed. Except when masturbating. Then I'm also right handed
Your Heritage: Yeti
The Shoes You Wore Today: really old, stinky Airwalks with leopard print laces. Teh roxxor
Your Weakness: I have a lot of them. I guess I'm just weak. At the top of the list? Pez. And legs. And leg flavored Pez
Your Fears: I'm afraid of Americans
Your Perfect Pizza: One covered in babies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a 33rd degree Mason. I don't think it's gonna happen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM is for housewives and small children
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why does my mouth taste like a cat box?
Your Best Physical Feature: Scrawny arms
Your Bedtime: Hee. Whenever I can force myself to sleep. I sleep best around 3:00 in the afternoon
Your Most Missed Memory: Jeff Logan
Pepsi or Coke: Pabst
MacDonalds or Burger King: Honey Teriyaki
Single or Group Dates: I don't like dates. They taste funny and give me gas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Gray
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm down with jungle fever
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crack
Do you Smoke: Not as much as I would like to
Do you Swear: On what?
Do you Sing: Jorribly and as often as possible
Do you Shower Daily: Fuck no
Have you Been in Love: Too often
Do you want to go to College: I want to finish college. Soon...
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I am the way and the light
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn straight
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are best when viewed from atop the Rims
Do you play an Instrument: I play the drums rather poorly, considering I've been playing for about 12 years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking right now
In the past month have you Smoked: I just had a smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I wish
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uhh... I guess. It depends on your definition of a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm not even going to honor that question with an answer
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: If you don't dump the poo, the poo dumps you. Y'all go to school and learn about the pooo!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of every girl I see
Ever been Drunk: I am (a bit) right now
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, my cat says I'm a yarn tease all the time. Bitch.
Ever been Beaten up: I got beat down. Cuz punks jump up to get beat down
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: Cheese overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A child
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red
Favourite Hair Color: Green
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Either short or tall... or average
Weight: Fuckin huge
Best Clothing Style: Russian folk style
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many? Not enough? dunno
Number of CDs I own: over 2000 (not counting burnt CDs. Those don't count)
Number of Piercings: I got my asshole pierced
Number of Tattoos: I have Fall Out Boy tattooed on my nut sack. Usually it says FlOtOy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets are for housewives and small children. I regret a lot of things, no matter how often I tell myself to regret nothing
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My Interests

Those days when you realize it's 4 in the afternoon and you haven't spoken a single word all day...

I'd like to meet:

Me when I was 15

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Fantomas, Beastie Boys, NIN, Cursive, eels, Pavement, the Pixies, White Zombie, Spurge, Tattoos and Skars, Machine Head, Mastodon, Sepultura, agnes gooch, Local H, Mindless Self Indulgence, Clutch, Placebo, good old Slayer, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Sister Machine Gun, Fig Dish, Soul Coughing, god lives underwater, Ministry, Barkmarket, Captured! By Robots, Killswitch Engage, Lard, Dead Kennedys, The Fearless Iranians From Hell, Kyuss, Cryptopsy, Marilyn Manson, Skunk Anansie, the Left Rights, 2 Skinnee Js, Parliament, Far, Monster Magnet, Bacon and Egg, Dr. Octagon, Nailbomb, Devildriver, Chimaira, They Might Be Giants, Soul Coughing, Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, the Gravediggaz, Bran Van 3000, Big Dumb Face, a perfect circle, Bauhaus, Dalek, Devildriver, Federation X, Flipp, Jerry Cantrell, MC Paul Barman, Molotov, One Minute Silence, 1090 Club, Hella, We Ragazzi, Vision of Disorder,Ultraspank, Type O Negative...

Movies:

Here's the song I crashed my car to! TOADIES!!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Mr. T preaching on the Christian channel, Antiques Roadshow, 12 oz. Mouse, Squidbillies, Home Movies, ATHF, Space Ghost CTC, Sealab

Books:

I know where to start (Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett), but after that I get lost. Far too many. Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (and anything else by Christopher Moore. Infinite Jest. Catch 22. Wicked (fuck the musical, though). The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Right now I am addicted to George R.R. Martin; yeah, I know that makes me a fantasy geek, but that shit is like crack made of paper and glue.

Heroes:

Derek Lutz from "Back to School" Which Llama are you??? (with pics!!!) ^.^(updated, more results. sry bout the last..) )
You are a baby llama. You rely too much on your mom and you smell like a duck.
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My Blog

Lou Barlow is amazing

that's all. "Skull" is great
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

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I just made the mistake of taking off my headphones and looking at the TV that Molly passed out to... the person in the SUV that hit 13 school children was almost funny, but on the bottom of the scree...
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

The Coolest show ever....

So the 2 Skinnee Js have been replaced as the coolest live show I have ever attended. I saw Peachcake play with 1090 the other day. I had never heard of them, I just wanted to see 1090. So I go to the...
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Nicotine fit?

I hate this time of night when I'm not doing anything. I want to be doing something, yet nothing seems worthwhile nor enjoyable. So I sit here, wasting time, thinking about running away from this stat...
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST

I find this amusing...

I just finished two more final essays, and since I still had a tall can to finish, I decided to stay up and play on the internet. I found this and thought it was pretty funny, at least the first coupl...
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

Burning out!!! Tragic City here I come...

Yay, I just finished another essay.  I had four due this week, but I got one pushed back until next monday, so it looks like another (mostly) sober weekend for me.  I'll just have to drink b...
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:21:00 PST

Damn I suck

I am so sick of reading history books. Two papers to write this week. I'm losing my mind, and I won't be done til Monday. Ah ha ha ha. I smell like shit and I need a shower....
Posted by Sexy Astronaut on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST