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Chris Cuomo, Educate Yourself to This Reality!

He was talking about chimps, and there was a chimp named Juan.  He said, "Juan's a perfect name for a chimp!!!"  You Racist Motherfucker!  Read: KEITHVILLE, La. - The paternity tests ar...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT

Chris Cuomo, Educate Yourself to This Reality!

He was talking about chimps on Good Morning America, and there was a chimp named Juan.  He said, "Juan's a perfect name for a chimp!!!"  You Racist Motherfucker! 
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT

God, please help me!

Big JC, will you please cancel the Tyra Show? She used to be hot. And now I know that she has an IQ of about 80:
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:24:00 GMT

WIMPs and MACHOs

This is interesting: In astrophysics, WIMPs, or weakly interacting massive particles, are hypothetical particles serving as one possible solution to the dark matter problem. These particles interact t...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:00:00 GMT

$860 later!

No, not really.  This slimeball at Firestone tried to convince me that I needed a new radiator, water pump, gas pump, and a bunch of hoses replaced.  Did they not notice that my car is a pie...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 15:45:00 GMT

Arrrrrr

How often do you see a person with an eye patch?  I see about one every two/three years, besides fake pirate eye patches.  Yesterday, as I turned onto Madison from I-5, there walked a man we...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jul 2005 18:14:00 GMT

I want to go on tour

....Just so I can travel to: Chicago/Milwaukee Vienna Osaka/Tokyo Sydney Buenos Aires Prague Seoul Dubai Missoula Anyone got a jet Manplus and I can borrow for a month? Oh my god I'm watching the...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 13:19:00 GMT

Willfully Daring!

Once this door opens, happinesswaits for us.  I wush to meet hapiness as soon as possible by opening the door with key.Can you follow this change? Willfully daring!
Posted by on Fri, 27 May 2005 18:56:00 GMT

I'm not gay!

I'm Not a Faggot! Oh dear. I dont seem to be a faggot at all. Luckily, George Hennard, Robert Mochrie, Timothy McVeigh, and George W Bush are all world famous non-homosexuals (probably) upon which I ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Apr 2005 13:44:00 GMT

OMG LMAO

So, have you ever been, ya know, doin' your thing, and been like OH MY GOD. Yyyyah, scary.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Apr 2005 20:38:00 GMT