Chris Cuomo, Educate Yourself to This Reality! |
He was talking about chimps, and there was a chimp named Juan. He said, "Juan's a perfect name for a chimp!!!" You Racist Motherfucker! Read:
KEITHVILLE, La. - The paternity tests ar... Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT |
Chris Cuomo, Educate Yourself to This Reality! |
He was talking about chimps on Good Morning America, and there was a chimp named Juan. He said, "Juan's a perfect name for a chimp!!!" You Racist Motherfucker! Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT |
God, please help me! |
Big JC, will you please cancel the Tyra Show? She used to be hot. And now I know that she has an IQ of about 80: Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:24:00 GMT |
WIMPs and MACHOs |
This is interesting:
In astrophysics, WIMPs, or weakly interacting massive particles, are hypothetical particles serving as one possible solution to the dark matter problem. These particles interact t... Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:00:00 GMT |
$860 later! |
No, not really. This slimeball at Firestone tried to convince me that I needed a new radiator, water pump, gas pump, and a bunch of hoses replaced. Did they not notice that my car is a pie... Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 15:45:00 GMT |
Arrrrrr |
How often do you see a person with an eye patch? I see about one every two/three years, besides fake pirate eye patches. Yesterday, as I turned onto Madison from I-5, there walked a man we... Posted by on Tue, 12 Jul 2005 18:14:00 GMT |
I want to go on tour |
....Just so I can travel to:
Chicago/Milwaukee
Vienna
Osaka/Tokyo
Sydney
Buenos Aires
Prague
Seoul
Dubai
Missoula
Anyone got a jet Manplus and I can borrow for a month?
Oh my god I'm watching the... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 13:19:00 GMT |
Willfully Daring! |
Once this door opens, happinesswaits for us. I wush to meet hapiness as soon as possible by opening the door with key.Can you follow this change? Willfully daring! Posted by on Fri, 27 May 2005 18:56:00 GMT |
I'm not gay! |
I'm Not a Faggot! Oh dear. I dont seem to be a faggot at all. Luckily, George Hennard, Robert Mochrie, Timothy McVeigh, and George W Bush are all world famous non-homosexuals (probably) upon which I ... Posted by on Sat, 30 Apr 2005 13:44:00 GMT |
OMG LMAO |
So, have you ever been, ya know, doin' your thing, and been like OH MY GOD. Yyyyah, scary. Posted by on Tue, 26 Apr 2005 20:38:00 GMT |