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ActionBastard

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i am Ashtr0n. i am a robot. i am programmed to cut mullets. i love all things that are good. i love when guys cross their legs like chicks. it's strangely hot, and when it isn't hot, it's ridiculous. i have a leopard print broom. seriously.p.s. i HATE private profiles. they are probably private for a reason....cuz you don't want people like me making fun of your dumb, insecure ass..... daily. and i do. believe me.I know secrets....apparently i'm an asshole....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My secret lovers...James St. James, Tim Gunn, Macaulay Culkin, Morrissey, Stefan Ackermann, Justin (Timberlake...derrr...),soy cheese lovers...

My Blog

My Proposal

i should make the gov. pay me $2000 for every year that i don't get pregnant. or maybe my fucking birth control should be FREE!!!!!! FUCK! i'm sick of breeders. fucking wal-mart.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:45:00 GMT

Go Team Rocket!

thank god pokemon is on. 7:20 is a shitty time for watching tv alone. i am still jobless, and quite frankly, glad! i haven't accomplished anything that i had planned on after quitting, due to illness....
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:20:00 GMT

the REAL Thriller

now that MJ is fuckin worm food, my nightmare will come true. Thriller will become a reality. oh, btw, have we all forgotten that he was a fucking PEDERASS?!?! no one gave 2 shits about MJ til he died...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:58:00 GMT

i'm free as a bird

i hate when people post pics of their kids on myspace. if you want strangers beating off to images of ur kids in the bathtub, make them their own profiles, cuz i don't wanna see that shit. i KNOW i'm ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:11:00 GMT

RIP Aly...i've dreaded this day

 i will always miss you. ur mah puppers. 1995-2009
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:51:00 GMT

ASHton Wednesday

i love it when my birthday falls on ash wednesday. i'm 23! I have old balls! thanks to all the well wishers. all my friends know that my bday is the ONLY day of the year i enjoy...except halloween...b...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:29:00 GMT

only posers die

i don't have anything else to say. i've been let down by so many people.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:50:00 GMT

du hasst

i hate military douche bags that have no respect for other cultures. i hate all close minded people. i hate mothers that don't want a blue haired girl to cut their daughter's hair. i hate walmart. i h...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:20:00 GMT

GWAR!

it was amazingly ridiculous. Sleazy P. Martini thought he was in Sioux City...not Sioux Falls....FAUX PAS! this is not the cesspool of Iowa! so here are the pics from after the concert.   i look...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:12:00 GMT

tofurky...the day after

it's even better the day after. go look at my pics from last night's festivities. way too much food.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:32:00 GMT