Bondage Teddy profile picture

Bondage Teddy

I’d snap my fingers if I wasn’t to busy looking fabulous!!

About Me

I’m not a very easy guy to figure out. Few people really know me, but many seem to think they do, and even more make false assumptions. Well, it isn’t my job to tend to the rumor mill. I rarely take myself or anything seriously (I mean just look at me…) and I often laugh at people who do. People have labeled me the fetish Mc Giver due to my creative choice of materials and techniques in making my club ware. My interests’ vary too much to list them all here. I love meeting new people, and so long as you have something more to say other than “did that hurt?” I am a rather easy person to talk to. I go to clubs to relax and just have fun, but I also do love putting on shows around Seattle. Some people say/yell “TEDDY!!! YOU’RE ONE KINKY MO-FO!!!!” and they are right, but if you call me that one more time, I’ll cut you open and stitch a monkey in your leg… Unless you’re into that kinda thing.
Oh, and I have a crab as a pet (not those lame ass “homeless” crabs) and his name is Mr. Crab… he ate Mr. , but he blows bubbles when he’s happy and will kill you in your sleep.
Stupid questions I get asked every day:
Q: “Did your piercing hurt?”
A: “No more than getting a large needle shoved into you (body part here) and not letting it close.”
Q: “Is that your real hair?”
A: “Yes, I’ve genetically engineered my scalp to grow plastic and foam bits out from it.” OR, “Is that yours?”
Q: “What is your Playa name?”
A: “The one thing I hate most about burners is how they ALWAYS assume I’m one of them and you know what they say about assumptions.”
Q: “Do you know any hot Goth girls?”
A: “Yes, I know lots, but they will all make fun of you cuz you are a stupid white boy.”
Q: “Will you spank me?”
A: “If you have to ask, that answer is no.”
Q: “Can I spank you?”
A: “What kind of girl do you think I am!?!?” *SMACK*
Q: “How do you become a Dom?”
A: “They grow us in a lab.”
Q: “I bet I could teach you a thing or two.”
A: “That is a wonderful story. Good luck with that.”

My Interests

afri cola, bdsm, big boots, big hair, biking, clubbing, coffee, computers, cooking, crazy hair, dancing, dreadlocks, Europe, fire play, flogging, goth hair, graphic design, leather, living dead girls, London, marquis, new rock boots, nocnoc, Paris, peircings, photography, pvc, rock climbing, rope bondage, rubber, Seattle, skin two, snowboarding, stormy leather, tango, tattoos, the catwalk, the vogue, the Fenix, torture garden, vodka, wetspot, windsurfing.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet more people who are fun to be around. I don’t really like single minded people, they are just there as background noise. I love people who like to go on random crazy adventures. I have also been looking for more people to help me put on shows and such.




1509 Broadway
Seattle, wa
(206)324-5358
Entrance on Broadway


$5 for Zombie or
fetish dress
$10 without

21+ With ID Oh, and yes, I do make and sell Goggles and such. So email me here is you would like to order a set.

Click to zoom in on my visitor map!

Music:


Zombie Girl

The Strand

KMFDM

Genitorturers

DIVERJE

Razed In Black

CYLAB

Collide

Lords of Acid

Suicide Commando

Summer Rose

Havablast

Goth, Industrial, Synth-pop, old techno, Big Band, Swing, Tango, Classical, KMFDM, Genitorturers, Slick Idiot, Covenant, beastie boys, big bad voodoo daddy, korn, leather strip, lords of acid, Rob Zombie, noise unit, rammstein, rasputina, republica, royal crown revue, sneaker pimps, the nuns, VNV.

Movies:

Brazil, House of 1000 corpses, Hell Boy, Aliens, Hedwig and the angry inch, Chicago, Memento, Silence of The Lambs, Lock Stock and Two Smocking barrels, The Adventures Of Baron Von Munchausen, lilo& stitch, 12 Monkeys, Chronicles of Riddick, SLC Punk, Signs (except for the last part), Better of Dead, Event Horizon, James Bond Movies (mostly the ones with Sean Connery).

Television:

Nova, Invader Zim, Keen Eddie, Arrested Development, Nature, The Simpsons.

Books:

I don’t read much any more other than programming and engineering books like the Action Script Dictionary, Advanced Circuit Building, Mirror Matter, Oh and Steven Hawking has a way of making physics sound like poetry... Yes I’m a geek.I also love Poe, Arthur C. Clark, Titus Andronicus, and Roald Dahl's autobiography is one of the best I’ve read.

My Blog

Boozzn and croozn

So I got rather fed up trying to go on a date with a few girls so I just said phuck all and went out by my self.   Friday I went got my paycheck and took Mike out to lunch to thank him for help'n...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

Geekn out&

Because I basically have no money this weekend, I'll be spending it learning how to program microcontrollers and catching up on the many other projects I'm swamped with. So if any of you people out th...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

Devine Inspiration&

  Ive been having an explosion of creative thought lately. Ive sketched out a few new ideas for clothing that look really well cool. One is for an outfit that I started last night. I made up a pa...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST

New event

Weve decided to have my next Seattle fetish show some time in September on a Wednesday night. The performers are coming along fine, but here are a few more positions I still need filled;   DJs, I...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST

Fighting bulls&

I was the bullfighter and she was my cape. Id always wanted to dance the Paso Doble and finally I had a partner that just snapped right into it with me. I dont even remember the song or anything else ...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:05:00 PST

Metal girls for metal boys

I just realized a wile ago that its been so long since Ive kissed a girl with any ware near the amount of peircings as I do. People ask me all the time if it makes it better, and yes, yes it dose and ...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:03:00 PST

Wile eating tacos&

"Oh yeah, well I wipe my ass with the broken treaties of sovereign nations."...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST

Now thats entertainment

I headed to my dads house with Jamze this weekend. We went down there to fix up my new bike. It mostly just needed a tune-up and a few replaced parts here and there. By the next morning we had it runn...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:54:00 PST

And now I give you&

So I asked my date tonight when she wanted to meet up. Apparently she is in the hospital yeah, she has cancer today and in getting treatment for it right now So I guess she will be staying in tonight....
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

That sounds about right&

So, as I suspected, my date never showed last night Im pretty much expecting the same thing tonight This sucks. Im at the point were I dont even want to ask anyone out anymore. It always ends the same...
Posted by Bondage Teddy on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:02:00 PST