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Baroness von Fortuna

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About Me

Rising Sign is in Scorpio: I tend to be quiet, reserved, secretive and, at times, difficult to understand. I can be stubborn and tough, fighting for what I believe. I enjoy living on the cutting edge, and feel that "life is a cabaret". I am courageous and willing to take calculated risks. I love sarcasm. I am concerned with the deeper mysteries of human psychology. When interested in a subject or goal, I pursue it with total fanaticism.Moon is in Pisces: Overly sensitive at times. I'm empathic and intuitive, but I tend to react emotionally to situations.Sun is in Taurus: I am generally patient. I am hedonistic--I appreciate and need comfort, and warm surroundings. I can be affectionate, even-tempered and slow to anger, but when I do become upset, I can be slow to forgive. I expect real results. I am very artistic and tactile.
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..TR the Cutting Edge
(52% dark, 42% spontaneous, 21% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.
Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
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..TR My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 68% on darkness ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 47% on spontaneity ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 13% on vulgarity ..TABLE ..TABLE
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Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.~A pirate, from St. Augustine's "City of God"

My Interests

West African drum and dance, Congas and Afro-Caribbean music, bellydance, Belgian Shepherd Dogs, Schutzhund, AKC Obedience, pirates + erotica (pirotica), holistic medicine, folk healing, consciousness studies, anthropology, psychology, philosophy, neo-paganism, writing, comic books, movies, fantasy RPG's, speculative fiction, hiking, running, horseback riding, ocean sports, looting and pillaging.

I'd like to meet:

Any positive, dramaless, self-confident, creative, intelligent, emotionally mature free-thinkers.

Music:

Orishas, Mos Def, Hieroglyphics, Amadou et Miriam, Mamady Keita, The Strokes, Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Nappy Roots, Public Enemy, Thievery Corporation, Desmond Williams, Massive Attack, Tricky, Celia Cruz, Cesaria Evora, Mongo Santamaria, Edith Piaf, Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, Goldfrapp, Brooklyn Funk Essentials, St. Germaine, U2...Get Your Music Video Code Here | MySpace Codes | Free MySpace Polls

30,000 Music Video Codes | MySpace LayoutsIn days of old, when ships were bold Just like the men who sailed them and if they showed us disrespect we'd tie them up and flail them often men of low degree and often men of steel who'd make you walk the plank alone or haul you 'round the keelhoist the Jolly Roger! hoist the Jolly Roger! hoist the Jolly Roger! it's your money that we want and your money we shall have!of all the pirates on the seas the worst of them was Blackbeard so damnable a fiend from hell he was the one they most feared any man who sailed with him was taking quite a chance he'd hang them from the gallows just to see if they could dance (ha! ha!)

Movies:

Favorite Movie Directors: Stanley Kubrick, Luc Besson, Pedro Almodovar, David Lynch, Guillermo del Toro and the Wachowski Brothers. I love science fiction, especially: The Planet of the Apes, The Terminator, Matrix, Blade Runner, Blade, and Star Trek movies. Favorite fantasy films include: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth and Pan's Labyrinth. I also enjoy comedies, dark satire, foreign films, and documentaries.

Television:

The writer's strike needs to be resolved a.s.a.p. Until then, reality shows are my guilty pleasure. Human nature never fails to surprise and amuse me. I've been known to watch the Big Brother live feeds for hours on end and Survivor just seems to get better each season. I don't have any tatoos, but I'm a fan of Miami Ink and Cat von D, you rock in L.A. Ink!
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Heroes:

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30,000 Music Video Codes | MySpace LayoutsMy dearest friend since kindergarten, Leilani, who has always been there for me. My daughter Antonia, who is stronger than I could ever hope to be. Martin Luther King Jr., Malcom X, Huey Newton, Ernesto 'Che' Guevara, and anyone who has taken a stand against inequality, persecution, exploitation, and injustice.

My Blog

Valentine’s Day is Vastly Undervalued!

IMHO... http://www.witchology.com/contents/february/valentines_stati c.php
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:04:00 PST

The Creative Process--A poem

I compose a concrete metaphor that appears nude, but is subject to a purple aesthetic, a silhouette, or a dark miasma this surreal canvas is balanced by smoke and drugs experi...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

Another year older

Today is my birthday--a good time to let go of negative emotional baggage and to approach life in a positive, realistic manner.  I have vowed to take personal responsibility f...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

Bath Day!

ATTENTION: You must be over 18 to read this blog. If you are not over 18, or do not wish to read adult content, EXIT NOW!  DISCLAIMER: The following is a work of fiction and any resemblance betw...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:41:00 PST

The rum barrel is empty!

The most famous instance of preservation by immersion in alcohol was the casking of the remains of Lord Nelson in the ship's brandy stores after his death during the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805. That ...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:28:00 PST

What D & D Character Am I?

I Am A: Lawful Good Elf Bard RangerAlignment:Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and general...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST

Happy Ostara!

Pray to the Moon, when She is round,Luck with you, shall then abound.What ever you seek for, Shall be found,In Sea, or Sky, or Solid Ground.   The name for Easter actually comes from that of...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

A Tribute To Gnomes Everywhere

Today, I took the liberty of tweaking the lyrics to "Homies" by Insane Clown Posse as an gnomage to all my many gnome friends around the world.  You little people rock!  Keep ...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:29:00 PST

A Call To Adventure

In 1949, Joseph Campbell delineated the idea of the mono-myth in his book, The Hero with a Thousand Faces.  The hero cycle, which George Lucas' used in the narrative...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

"Cock the Hammer"

Take my weapon, step into a whole new realmAnd step back, as I take up the helmOn the pirate ship I'm steerin'Droppin' the geranJust realize what you're hearin'The cannon soundedThat's my companion: s...
Posted by Baroness von Fortuna on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST