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Colin.W.Smith

Count to ten and then hit the son of a bitch !!!

About Me

Colin was born in Waterloo London at the Lying Inn Hospital on October 2nd 1965. He has recently been described as a teller of tall tales, a poet, a playwright, artist, musician, singer, raconteur, thinker and all round fat bloke.After two lost years he is now very happy with a wonderful girlfriend and new lease for life.During his lost years he crossed a lot of bastards off of his Christmas card list, they know who they are damn their eyes!K.. ..I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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My Interests

Blues, Jazz, Folk, Psychedelic Rock & 60's Garage, Writing, Physics, Cooking, Beat Poetry, Post War Brit Lit, SiFi & Fantasy, Boxing and Windsurfing.

I'd like to meet:

Richard Feynman, Graham Greene, Malcolm Muggeridge, Ted Hughes, Jack Trevor Story, Yukio Mishima, Jack Kerouac, John Osbourn, Muddy Waters, John Coltrane and Duke Ellington so better wait til I'm dead then !!

Music:



Jazz Albert Ammons, John Coltrane, Sonny Rollins, Miles Davis, Evan Parker, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Johnny Hodges, Lester Young, Bill Evans, Tal Farlow, Grant Green, Alexander Von Schlippenbach, Karou Abe, John Surman, Sam Rivers, Archie Shepp, Charlie Parker, Marion Brown, Keith Tippett, Stan Tracey, Bobby Wellins, Red Garland, Willie The Lion Smith, Fats Waller, Louis Armstrong, Henry Red Allen, Tomas Stanko, Enrico Rava, Kenny Wheeler, Derek Bailey, SME, Company, Lee Morgan, Hank Mobley, Art Blakey, Art Farmer, Nat Adderley, Cannonball Adderley, George Coleman...Blues John Mayall, Alexis Korner, Long John Baldry, Muddy Waters, Little Walter, John Lee Hooker, Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, Tommy Johnson, Charley Patten, Junior Wells, Buddy Guy, Lacy Gibson, Sunnyland Slim, Guitar Shorty, Johnny Guitar Watson, Mat Murphy, Jimmy Rogers, Howlin Wolf, Hubert Sumlin, Big Joe Turner, Jimmy Witherspoon, Eddie Vinson, Pat Hare, Walter Horton, Magic Sam, Magic Slim, Albert Collins, Albert King, Freddie King, BB King, Little Freddie King, R.L. Burnside, Junior Kimborough, T-Model Ford, Super Chikan, Paul Wine Jones, Aise Payton, Robert Cage, Cedell Davis, Cootie Stark, Otis Taylor, Etta James, Koko Taylor, Sugar Pie DeSanto, Lightning Hopkins, Shakey Jake, Cyril Davis, Peter Green...Folk Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Phil Ochs, Bert Jansch, John Renbourn, Nic Jones, Martin Carthy, The Watersons, Pentangle, Fairport Convention, Odetta, Maria Muldar, Joan Beaz, Richard & Mimi Farina, Woody Guthrie, Pete & Peggy Seeger...Pyschedelic Rock & Garage Love, Doors, Velvet Underground, Seeds, Clear Light, Chocolate Watch Band, The Mothers, The Stooges, Sopwith Camel, Byrds, Pink Floyd, Soft Machine, Creation, The Standells, The Barbarians, The Lemon Pipers, Pete Brown and the Battered Ornaments, Cream, The Count Five, The Greatful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, The Great Society, Big Brother and The Holding Company, Quicksilver Messenger Service, The Troggs, The Times, The Bulldogs...

Movies:

Bladerunner, The Caretaker, The Servant, Peeping Tom, Ringu, Ichi The Killer, The Nightporter, Death In Venice, Last Tango In Paris, The Third Man, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, The Wild Bunch, Django, Blue Velvet, Drowning By Numbers, A Zed and two naughts, The Baby Of Macon, The Pillow Book, Eraserhead...

Television:

Twin Peaks, The first three seasons of the X Files, Dark Angel, Firefly,The Prisoner,The Saint, Dr Who (Tom Baker), The Water Margin, Monkey, CSI, Later

Books:

Graham Greene : Brighton Rock, Yukio Mishima : The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea, Ernest Hemmingway : Death In The Afternoon, George Orwell : A Homage To Catalina, Gunter Grass : The Tin Drum, Kobo Abe : The Woman In The Dunes, James Joyce : The Portrait Of An Artist As A Young Man, Dylan Thomas : Under The Milkwood, Samuel Beckett : Murphy, Jack Trevor Story : Live Now Pay Later & Screwrape Lettuce, Allen Sillitoe : The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Keith Waterhouse : Billy Liar, Kingsly Aimis : Lucky Jim, John Osbourne : Look Back In Anger...

Heroes:

Graham Greene, John Martyn, John Mayall, Alexis Korner, Muddy Waters, Richard Feynman, William Golding, Lee Konitz, Charlie Mingus, Buddy Rich, Keith Jarrett, Gunther Grass, Miles Davis, Stan Tracey and Tubby Hayes etc etc

My Blog

Monket Tales Part 41: Affection GBE58

Monkey Tales Part 41: Affection GBE58 Recently Monkey and Roadkill Rod decided that there would be no better way to spend a Sunday morning than fishing at one of the lakes in Bushy Park, the fact th...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:56:00 PST

Monkey Tales Part 40: Pets GBE57

Monkey Tales Part 40: Pets GBE57 Knobby, as successful as he had become, had made some incredibly bad choices in his time, there was the internet venture involving the sales of shares in a Mexican J...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:24:00 PST

Monkey Tales Part 39: Abandon GBE56

Monkey Tales Part 39: Abandon GBE56   Monkey's old school friend Eel Pie Pete was left an indecent amount of money by his late parents when they were tragically killed in a freak hot air balloon...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:10:00 PST

Remembering Derek Bailey

  Remembering Derek Bailey   I remember you hunched over Like some old miser, Huge milk bottle bottom glasses Glinting from those low stages, Muttering some nonsense, But not counting, Non...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:55:00 PST

Poetry Warrior 1st Issue

Dear all,               I've been fortunate enough to have had two poems included in the 1st edition of the new poetry e-zine The Poetry Warr...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:36:00 PST

Monkey Tales Part 38: Day Dreaming GBE55

Monkey Tales Part 38: Day Dreaming GBE55     Monkey had been looking forward to Match day all week, his beloved QPR were on the TV and he had planned an ideal day on the couch in front of th...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:45:00 PST

Monkey Tales Part 37: Temptation GBE54

Monkey Tales Part 37: Temptation GBE54   Monkey has spent the best part of the summer, what there was of it, helping out at Reverend Bolster's place on the outskirts of Nottingham. The Re...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:31:00 PST

Not At All Really

The QC asked how well I knew him, Someone threw a switch, I remembered him at school, A swat, quiet, hardworking, A's in everything he did, Later he played bass, a root note wanderer, Capable but unad...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:53:00 PST

Apple Picking 1988 GBE53

I woke with the dark girls feet in my face, She smelt of orchard dust and last nights Chili, Someone else moved, the bodies, stale from Dried sweat and bad cider, rising to the dawn. I Think it w...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:10:00 PST

Silence and Trumpets

Silence and Trumpets   I could still listen to the rain in those early hours, Before the sound became dark, An uneasy warmth within the fleeting shadows,   Mice, hot with curious fever dru...
Posted by Colin.W.Smith on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:25:00 PST