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Shoewhore

im just a girl with misadventures.

About Me

"If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight, in the dunes on the Cape.
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape"
Okay so what's really to know about me? I know you don't really care... (bastards all of you!) All you need to know is that I think I am cool and so do I (I just checked again for proof and I dont really fell a second opinion is necessary) Anyway I think most myspacers just look at the pics and decide if your "cool" enough to be on their friends list rather than read the "About Me BS section" and I if you've read this far I think your awesome for it...or you have too much time and should probably get back to work!
REALLY THOUGH - I like people who dont feel a necessity to accessorize with a giant handbag of drama, I have enough purses (note: user name is not pursewhore) so you can leave that shit at home. I can tell you with absolute certainty that if you can't take what you dish out and if you can't handle someone who has an opinion besides yours, it's time to move right along.
OKAY SO UM....ya thats all your gonna get for now, but maybe if you're lucky you'll get a chance to figure out the madness...Layout made by happykmd at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

INTERESTS?? Odd people like me, sexy ladies (of course!), music, snowboarding, pictures of my stupid faces, dancing, traveling around near and far, shopping, gambling, weekend trips to most anywhere, mmmmm....oh yeah big into cooking shit up, and stirrin' it up!

I'd like to meet:

1. Someone that could hook me up with lifetime supply of starbucks coffee
2. Someone who can make umlimited amounts of purchases for me and require absoluely nothing in return.
3. Someone who thinks that belching is completely acceptable, and almost cute.
4. A hermaphrodite, thats just some crazy shit going on and I gotta check it out.
5. Someone who can turn water into wine...that sounds cool.
6. Someone that can carry me to my car when I've had a few too many and will laugh with me the next day about all the stupid shit I said.
7. A really attractive guy that will spontaneuously force retarded acts of romance on me.
8. Your mom.
9. Fun people with the long lost trait of originality.
10. People who dont have massive amounts of hair growing out of every body part, get a trimmer, that's just distracting and gross, and I'll just end up staring at it mostly, my mind wandering over the thought of it.
11. Oh, and you.

Music:

ON MY IPOD??? SO MUCH...alice in chains, tori amos, andain, fiona apple, athlete, beck, beatles, beastie boys, bjork, bowie, candlebox, tracy chapman, ray charles, coldplay, conjure one, dashboard, howie day, death cab, depeche mode, nick drake, flaming lips, frou frou, goldfrapp, gomez, goo goo dolls, ben harper, colin hay, natalie imbruglia, janet jackson, elton john, jack johnson, norah jones, lifehouse, amie mann, bob marley, mars volta, massive attack, matchbox 20, natalie merchant, my chemical romance, madonna, george michael, moby, paul oakenfold, pearljam, tom petty, prince, portishead, radiohead, ringside, sade, elliott smith, sasha, shins, snoop, starsailor, gwen s, stereophonics, theivery corp., tribe called quest, tricky, verve, zero 7, lots of everything....the list never ends....BUT MY VERY FAVORITE SINGER IS ME, oh ya I'm great, and I'm sure people passing in cars nearby can see that I think that.

Movies:

FAVORITE FLICKS?? LOVED GARDEN STATE, A River Runs Through It, A life less ordinary, I am Sam, Benny and Joon, Moulin Rouge, Great Expectations, Almost Famous, are some of my favorite.......and some more but I'm tired of thinking and maybe I'll go watch another movie.

Television:

SHOWS ON THE TUBE... I have a few...their either on HBO or any station showing Law & Order...I've never seen a show that has so many episodes. Currently addiction to Big Love is ditracting me from the sadness for the final Sopranos season.

Books:

BOOKS?? I've read a few now and then, The Talking, The Lovely Bones, The Hours, Naked...I read 5 pages then feel the need to take a 30 minute nap. It takes a while for me to get thru the whole thing.

Heroes:

ORDINARY HERO'S ARE BETTER not you...not me...well maybe me

My Blog

The shoe sale must go on!

ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) - Chaos broke out at a shoe sale in Turkey on Friday, and one person got shot in the foot, a news agency reported. The incident occurred in Karabuk, a city about 125 miles north...
Posted by Shoewhore on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

A Shoewhore and 3 Bitches.

Okay so I had a weekend full of fucking annoying people that really make me seriously condiser population control laws. So here are some of my weekend rants, in no particular order. I'm at a busy bar...
Posted by Shoewhore on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST

Whats really important in life...

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 162 bottles of beer! How big is your beer belly? http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/beer/     (Thanks fishy!)  ...
Posted by Shoewhore on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

Peace, at last...

So I am not sure if I can contrubite this to finishing at least the first of a few big projects at work, or if its due to the distance between me and LA (aka work) right now, but here I sit, completel...
Posted by Shoewhore on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:04:00 PST

Need a resolution to break?

  In the year 2006 I resolve to:  Never balance my checkbook.     http://resolution.geek-foo.net"  Get your resolution here ...
Posted by Shoewhore on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:24:00 PST

Get it straight...

No really, get it straight. My bitch of the day is to people with sideways pictures who obviously are too (?) to figure out how to rotate their pictures. Ya, thats annoying. Think about fixing it. You...
Posted by Shoewhore on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:08:00 PST

Just when things start to go your way...they don't.

Ever notice how both good an bad come in bunches? That sucks, specially when you get to the bad parts in between. I could write some long piece about how misfortune always seems to find me right after...
Posted by Shoewhore on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:36:00 PST

Fate wanted me to sleep in today.

There I lay, in the wee hours of a Sunday morning (ok so it was like 9am), bright as hell in my fucking room...tossing, turning, blankets and pillows over my head to block out the sunshine...when out ...
Posted by Shoewhore on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 03:19:00 PST

FUCK

just felt like it. im done.
Posted by Shoewhore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can smell the ocean salt in the air...

Dear Diary, Finally home, and couldn't be happier...Im almost afraid to get comfortable, everytime I start to unpack and settle in, I'm on my way out again.  Plans for the weekend include: music,...
Posted by Shoewhore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST