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Nevermind

About Me

My car horn is broken and it feels like someone has stolen all the swear words out of my vocabulary&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&I hope you brought your sunblock 'cause my future's so bright you could get skin cancer&&&&&&&&&&& ;&&&&&&&&&&&& ;&&&&&&&&&&&& ;&&&&&&&&&&&& ;&&I've broken hearts and noses but never a promise &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&The landlord raised the rent on the future so i'm stuck living in the past. Someone tell god that my toilet's leaking &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&& &Mad Max meets Cliff Clavin meets Zach Morris meets Murdock meets Frank-the-Tank meets Toby N Tucker meets Pedro meets McFly meets sodapop meets Calvin meets Hobs meets Stagger Lee meets Snake Eyes

My Interests

sometimes i like to imagine myself without all the money and power--GODDAMN I'm good looking

I'd like to meet:

it's a weird feeling; like when you can't seem to find your thighmaster and then you realize that you never owned one

Music:

"I'll buy you flowers; I'll burn your house down." -- Dogs... Vandelay Industries... Bad Mitten

Movies:

"The bastard child of a hundred maniacs..."

Television:

Salute Your Shorts

Books:

Anything pop-up

Heroes:

Lafcadio--yes, the lion who shot back

My Blog

A football resembles a seed, and it often grows into trouble

For the first week you don't answer unrecognized number. Especailly the private ones. But cops don't have to call. They could show up at your apartment at any time. Then again, if they didn't show up ...
Posted by Nevermind on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

and then there was one

Rosenfeld Asst, Sonya -> Holston Asst, Rand @ 8/31/2004 11:23:45 AM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, make it all go AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holston Asst, Rand -> Rosenfeld Asst, Sonya @...
Posted by Nevermind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

morning coversation

Holston Asst, Rand -> Rodsky Asst, Seth @ 8/4/2004 10:31:25 AM blue baller Rodsky Asst, Seth -> Holston Asst, Rand @ 8/4/2004 10:32:36 AM life is a seven layer cake Holston Asst, Rand -> Rod...
Posted by Nevermind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that's okay, virginity is soooooo 90's

there once was a boy with six fingers he couldn't wear gloves all the children made fun but he could wear mittens
Posted by Nevermind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

easy like a sunday morning

sitting in my yard, the backyard. A citadel, cinderblocks, five-feet. the heat--i'm sure you remember. reading, writing--don't bother me, i'm thinking. enter dog. roommate must have left the gate o...
Posted by Nevermind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

loss of courage, half reluctant, he asks -- "did you just call me a ding-dong?"

She stumbles away momentarily to give her house keys to a friend. Out of ear shot, I slur to Stagger Lee, Honestly, we could just go back and get a hooker. A beat as Stagger Lee gazes upon the mo...
Posted by Nevermind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cali'fuck-off

and i'm feeling half inclined/to find a douse of human kind/that won't just view my suicide/as a waste of all their dinner times. i don't care but i do mind/crying like it's Christmas time/wipe my ...
Posted by Nevermind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST