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Leonardo Da Vinci

Clean my brush damit

About Me

Not much to say really. Born in Anchiano, Italy in 1452. Did some painting, some inventing. The usual renaissance stuff.

My Interests

Digging up corpses for dissection, painting, sketching, inventing, and science. Getting commissions from the pope and Giuliano Medici.

I'd like to meet:

Good artists, sculptors, iron workers, jewelry makers and alchemists. Please - no collage or assemblage. And if you squirt paint out yer butt, I'm interested in meeting you...but not for art.

Music:

All kinds. Really dig this new death metal stuff.

Movies:

I'm more of a theater person.

Television:

What the hell?????

Books:

The Prince by my friend Niccolo Machiavelli, poetry from Lorenzo de Medici, Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer, and anything form Regiomontanus.

My Blog

The Da Vinci Code

    Read it.  Go see the movie.  Grazie Dan Brown.
Posted by Leonardo Da Vinci on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

Shitty Art!!!

WTF?? When did splattering paint on a canvas become art?? Oh wait - I know in the 1920s - thank god I was dead by then. Goddam that is some lame shit? And you idiots egging them on saying "oh I j...
Posted by Leonardo Da Vinci on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST