dominos night, quiz night, ballroom dancing night and taking my pills so i dont slip into a coma.
i'm looking for a young lady between the ages of 75 and 95, who still has control of her bladder. hell, bladder control is even optional as long as you can take all your teeth out like Edna. dirty bitch!
if you meet this description, send me a telogram on the interwebnet.
george formby, norrah batty and herb alpert. none of that new-fangled gee-tar thing. you kids of today wouldnt know music if it jumped up and bit you on the nose! little shits!
gone with the wind, casablanca and anything with the duke.
television is a brain rotting box sent from hell! in my day we had the wireless and we fucking liked it!
real men dont read! we makes our own stories and tell them to the grandkids on sunday afternoons...my family dont visit me anymore so i tell them to myself. they increased my medication again last week :(
dj homicide