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Chrissy.

While i thought i was learning to live, i have been learning to die. -Da Vinci

About Me


I’ve run out of excuses as to why I should bother to attempt to describe myself in words on a commendable internet site.
Unless, of course, this is a description in itself.
But that would be inadvertently hypocritical of me.
And that’s no excuse.
Is it?
Hmm.
So, my middle name’s Olive. When I meet people I usually ask them what their middle name is so I can use it when I’m seriously mad at them.
Or as a threat if it’s that bad.
I often seem to wonder about small pointless things like what would happen if you saw a black cat sitting on a four-leaf clover, or where did the wind come from, and no it couldn’t be from the trees could it ‘cause then what caused them to sway?
I wear glasses. Due to the instant pain people feel when they try them on, I’ve figured i’m pretty blind.
It’s cause i’m Asian.
Secks.
Some people say that people who wear glasses are smart, but I think that was some four-eyed drop-out’s attempt at a pick-up line.
I love to write, sketch, paint, sing, play guitar and drums (i'm getting a harmonica. I know. how sexy is that) go for long walks at night, take photos, watch movies, listen to music, act, and have sex with your mum on our scheduled friday appointments. I love to love because it’s all we need. Love like a dog masturbating on someone’s leg!
Now that’s a free animal version of channel 77.
ORGASM.
Haha, yes, I know.
Bloody dirty minded Asian.
Oh, yes.
I read quotation books. And things as such.
Willingly.
Yeah. I'm a freak like that.
"And now she is like everyone else." -Charles De Gaulle.
"Man, false man, smiling, destructive man." -Nathaniel Lee.
"The only interest in life comes from believing in life, from loving life and using all the power of you intelligence to know it better." -Emile Zola
"Love is, the knife which i plunge into myself."
"In love, there is always one who kisses, and one who offers his cheek." -Proverbs
The Clubs Club
bebo http://youmustvebeensohigh.bebo.com
msn [email protected]
I do not have the internet. GAYBALLS. It's too corruptive anyway.
My Ash

My Interests


I fkn love banging.
Ahem. I meant playing drums.

I'd like to meet:

My long lost biological brother

And this beautiful creature:

Music:

Tool
A Perfect Circle

Movies:

I've become quite a movie person lately. I used to just lose interest in the film and concentrate on the distant crunching of popcorn, how uncomfortable the seat was and how the air-conditioning was always up too high. Hmm i'd still prefer a good ol' night at the movies rather than a rented DVD. Yes i'm very physical..if you know what i mean. HA. Well my favourite movies include Elizabethtown, Shrek, Sweet November, Shawshank Redemption, The holiday, Napolean Dynamite. I'm a sucker for chick flicks, but i love my romance-comedy. And those endless war films. I often shed a tear or two in the theatre. One day i'll track down Napolean and have drunken sex with him and wake up in the morning and say to myself "Christine you flippin' idiot.. gosh!" And then go and have some sexual animal ritual with Tina.

Television:

Well, TV. I actually find interest in the discovery channel and random documentries about things like the human evolution. You might catch me watching sticky TV or some stupid soap on Channel 1 when my house has been succesful in driving me mad. It does that. A lot. But yes, I love Friends. Watching the good odd music clip on c4 or Juice or Alt. The Simpsons. All that usual stuff on at that time. I personally think TV sucks but i've been sucked in and yes i'm a hypocrite. Bite me.
God..i wasn't serious.
Okay I was, do that again.

Books:


My optometrist told me that reading in bed was bad for me, but he said this in the same tone as my mother does when she tells me that eating my greens will make me grow into a big strong healthy girl, and he also prescribed me glasses that have worsened my sight.
So I stay up every night with a book up my face.
Reading gives me orgasms. As much as writing does too.

Heroes:

Hmm. I think I have more non-heroes than heroes. Like the being that created this world. They didn't do a very good job.
My hero would have to be Danny Carey, my favourite drummer.
And your mum..gotta give her some credit for last night.

My Blog

Dear YOU. 'nother one.

I'M DOING AS MANY PEOPLE AS I WANT SO PSSSSSSSH.1) I never thought we would end up this close. But you're really not the person you make out to be. I'm glad we can relate to each other so much now, an...
Posted by Christine on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

Well.

Hmm. So i've been really busy so far this year. Moving house, the pageant, my new job (ahem, yes at burger king xD and NO i can't get you free fries :p), school and stage challenge and sports and all ...
Posted by Christine on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

Hellooooo

I think. Myspace sucks.Psssh i'm tired and i really should go to bed but i probably won't be able to sleep so whoop dee do whaddya know, she's myspacing.I haven't been on here in a while. Gosh it's qu...
Posted by Christine on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST

You know what I actually think of you..?

1. I put it under my pillow and found it when I woke up. Smells good.   2. Mentally related   3. I'm glad we've kind of made up. I missed you.   4. If you touch her...   5. You're...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

Dear you (number 2)

1. You drew the first smile on my face after a long wait.You gave me feelings, friends, hopes and inspiration.You gave me life.You chased away the darkness with just your name.You're always there for ...
Posted by Christine on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST

PHOTOSHOOT

Sexual....
Posted by Christine on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST

My Reason and My Excuse

Know-It-AllYou know a lot.you know of meyou know you've changed meyou know what they think of youyou know what I think of youyou know about meyou know you've met meyou know how they judge youyou know ...
Posted by Christine on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

Dear you.

Guidelines:1. Write 10 things (good or bad) about 10 different people.2. Don't say who they are.3. If someone asks you which one is about them, don't tell, but if they can guess who they are then that...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

I wonder what will happen first?

"Civilisation is a fucking failure"*wink*-Over population-Dead sun-Extinction of essential resources e.g. oil-Greenhouse effect-Next world war - til be bigger than Paris useless stack of mula-Human we...
Posted by Christine on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:46:00 PST

If you're not depressed, you haven't taken a proper look at the world.

"All this pain is an illusion"Tool"What's wrong with society?"SP"Jesus Christ, why don't you come and save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies"Tool"The world is black"GC"T...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:00:00 PST